Category: Jokes

They Were More Diplomatic In The Old Days… Today, We’d Just Haul Off And Tell The Little Woman… Right?.. Right?!?

And just why would she not know this?… If it’s bad enough to run him out of the house and she still can’t smell it… It’s time to call an ambulance!

My Wife Says My Work Area (Our Living Room) Is Getting A Bit Messy…

Did I Mention That Fred Sanford Is My Hero?  

Thursday April 17th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Party Pooper…

Wednesday April 16th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Jokes, Rants | No Comments »

We Got Like… $300 Between Us… Are We Real Gangsters…Or What?

I Suspect That’s 3 Months Allowance For Chip N Dale…

How To Dance Like A White Guy… As Seen On TV…

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Rap Lyrics Translated To English…

Notorious B.I.G One more Chance rap lyrics translated. Have Fun. Lyrics: First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies – playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nothin’ But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage, I turn like doorknobs Heart throb, never, black and ugly […]

Monday April 7th, 2008 in Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Call Tech Support…

Customer: “I don’t use DOS. What would happen if I deleted that directory?” Friend: “Does Windows 98 support Linux?” Customer: (angrily) “You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?” Tech Support: “May I ask what operating system you are running today?” Customer: “A Laptop.”

Monday April 7th, 2008 in Jokes | No Comments »

Drunk Driving…

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before […]

Monday April 7th, 2008 in Jokes | No Comments »

G. W. Bush Isolated?… Nah!!

Soon to be Ex President Bush at last month’s European Summit… Either somebody farted or these guys are trying really, really hard to ignore Mr “Uniter not a Divider”… I wonder if anybody could find a pic of another Prez being so ignored…

A Request From Your Local Penis…

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I […]

Saturday April 5th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Insults, Jokes | No Comments »

HOW TO POOP AND PASS GAS AT WORK… A Survival Guide…

We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise , the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work , following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting , you walk briskly around the office […]