Category: Jokes

A Girl’s Guide to Geek Guys…Go Get One Girlz!.. Guys?… Are You One?

By Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat: “So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and you’re wondering where to go from here. All the sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or […]

My Wife …PMS Day # 4…

She thinks not talking to me hurts… HA!!!! 

Those Vitamins We Got Auntie Have Kicked In…

Auntie’s Story Still Gets Lots Of Hits…

Tuesday March 18th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Xandir Hasn’t Aged Well Since Drawn Together Was Cancelled…

He’s Currently Available For Private Gigs…

Tuesday March 18th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

My Wife … PMS Day 3

Me… PMS Day #3…

Meet Bubbles And Friends…

That’s Buubles Devere on the left… Both of the big ladies are actually men in latex fat suits… Read More HERE 

Thursday March 13th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

My Cat After Saturday’s Unfortunate “Incident”…

I don’t care how badly I was punked… I’m not putting you on my insurance…

Finally… The Real Deal On What Causes Heart Attacks…

Observations On Lethality

Friday March 7th, 2008 in Information, Jokes | No Comments »

Look At These Lovely Creatures!… Race You To The Bar!

I’d need to suck down at least a liter of hard liquor to touch lips with one of these “ladies”…  No wonder prohibition failed!

Does Your Kid Like Dora The Explorer?… Get Her An AquaPet!… Never Mind… Your Wife Already Bought One!

Listen To The Video… If You Hear This Noise Coming Out Of Your Wife’s Nightstand…

Words To Play With… Have Fun…

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English: 1. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS […]