Los Cuatro Ojos

Seen On A Bumper Sticker…

Goldfish?!? What Goldfish?!? I Don’t Know Nuttin’ About No Goldfish!

I’m Sure My Wife Parked This Car…

Irrefutable Proof That Your Government Spends Your Tax Money Wisely And Well…

Today we are proud to unveil the latest secret weapon for use in the War Against Terror… A Bargain at only $16 Million each.

End Of The Rainbow… YEAH!!!

This Was My Wife When I Took Away The Credit Cards This Morning…

“What do you mean?!?… Christmas shopping’s over!!… How Dare You?!?!

Then There’s This Poor Idiot Who Didn’t Know Just How Far Out Of His Weight Class He Was Going To End Up

Doesn’t he know that big girls tend to travel in herds groups? Now he knows how Mustafa from “The Lion King” felt after the unfortunate Wildebeest incident…. What truly adds insult to injury here… is that this poor knucklehead is the one who ends up going to jail!.. Trampled… Gored… Publicly Humiliated and Arrested… This […]

Dumbledore’s Influence?.. Or Was Harry Just Checking On Ron’s “Wand”?… Which Movie Is This From?..

A Great Take On Xmas!! WARNING!! Filthy & Profane!!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK…

WARNING!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK… And Here’s Another Since YouTube Saw Fit To Pull Down The First One

Cheney’s Office Damaged in Fire… Heh.. Heh.. No Comment… I Don’t Want To Be Declared An Enemy Combatant And Guantanamo’ed.

Thick smoke billowed from a fire Wednesday in Vice President Dick Cheney’s suite of offices in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House.Cheney’s office, known for its historical furnishings and ornate decorations, was damaged by smoke and water from fire hoses, officials said. There was concern about water damage to the floor, […]

Real Courtroom Testimonies… And We Pay For These Lawyers-

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: […]

Frustration?

Frustration?

It’s Video Monday!! All Are Relatively Safe For Work… Just Watch The Volume.

Female Soldier Kicks In Door… I’m Gonna Catch Hell For This One… But It’s Funny!

See it HERE

What She’s Really Thinking…

More videos from the “What She’s Really Thinking” channel at Heavy.com

Roommate From Hell? Butter Him Up!

This video of a roommate’s revenge is a killer! Watch the volume though. http://www.filecabi.net/video/butter-floor.html

If You Don’t Teach Sex Ed In The Schools… They’ll Pick It Up On The Street…

Contemplating Revenge…

Toasted Buns…

For Sherry – Chemistry Jokes

What’s the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon. Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn’t put it down. Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions. What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium […]

Xmas Jokes!!

What is special about the Christmas alphabet? It has NO EL. What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itus! Why does Santa have 3 gardens? He likes to ho-ho-ho. How does Santa Claus take photos? With his North Pole-aroid. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve. Why […]

“A TRAGIC RETIREMENT STORY”…

My name is Bill. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Bonnie… When I retired a few months ago, it became necessary for Bonnie to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, […]

Cell Phone Locator – Track Anybody, Anywhere…

Check it out HERE

Celebrity Xmas Trees –

See more HERE

This Is For Sir Eddy Of Kissimmee – Congrats!!!

Sir Knight – Audio Only