Ladies talking in Heaven……….. 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. […]
Subject: T-G-I-F vs S-H-I-T A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H -I-T.” She looked puzzled, and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly. He again answered “S-H-I-T.” The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, […]
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver’s door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to […]
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day… While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. […]
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Happy Birthday Ms. Jones!!!
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50 phrases you wish you could say at work 1. Ahhh… I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again! 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never?.. Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate […]
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY: Monday, Sept 24th, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THE CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1: How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday […]
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A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The man then said “Call for my lawyer.” When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his […]
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