Look at only the first letter of each line… What does it spell? This stone is located in the Notre-Dame-des-Neiges Cemetery, Montreal. Who penned this unusual epitaph and why is not known. But the Montreal Mirror found the man who engraved the headstone, but were only able to determine that the guy’s (who’s burried) ex-wife […]
I’ve asked myself so many times… “What were these people smoking?!”… This depiction of Cheney and Wolfowitz hits the nail on the head. More
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin. “What? said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times? “Well, Husband #1 was […]
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and […]
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer’s barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, […]
Did you ever notice that certain things only happen in the movies, but never happen in real life? For example: It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just […]
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was “GoofyMickeyMinniePluto and so I asked why it was so long. “Because, my son explained, “they said it had to have at least four characters.
1- You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time. 2- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 3- The most powerful force […]
I’ve agonized as to whether or not to put this up… But I get such a kick out of it that I couldn’t resist… If it bugs you… Sorry.. Send me your complaints… I’m a big boy. Warning: Foul … Loud Language!!! Listen HERE
Things that make you go… HMMMmmm?
Even though this is a real clipping from a real newspaper… Some folks don’t believe it. Some folks think it’s a joke… Some folks back her up. (You be the Judge)
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “you don’t know Jack Schitt!” Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt… Awe Schitt, the fertilizer […]
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From: crystal Date: June 15, 2007 10:00:28 AM MST Subject: FW: Stupid People Thought you might get a kick out of this…some of these are pretty funny! Crystal Don’t show it off if you can’t wear it correctly. Yeah, this is safe. Spray-painting the side of your house does not increase its perceived value. Ever […]
I haven’t figured out how to bring the old site over yet.. But there are some real goodies over there. I may start to recycle them just to get them here… But for now… Please go and check out the archives over there. Los Cuatro Ojos the old site.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child? Why do they call it “chili” if it’s hot? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a […]
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie […]
I hafta tell you, this drove my spell-checker CRAZY, but I think you will like some of these ! The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s winners. Read […]
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