Alf Is Having A Bit Of A Rant
In his June 7th Post… Our Friend Alf is Worried that the Authorities might Guantanamo him over this Two Posts Down… In the P.S. … He wishes our Fearless Leader well.
In his June 7th Post… Our Friend Alf is Worried that the Authorities might Guantanamo him over this Two Posts Down… In the P.S. … He wishes our Fearless Leader well.
http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/07/06/1bkk/05b.wvx
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While in China, Fred is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything […]
I’m 65 today, and the Armed Forces say I’m too old to track down terrorists. (You can’t be older than 35 to join the military.) They’ve got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until […]
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I can’t believe so much good stuff got posted back then… No Wonder I Was Sooo Tired! The Whole Month Of April, 2007
This Link Goes To All Of My Posts From: March 5th, 2007 – Through – March 31st, 2007 If I Do Say So Myself… Some Of My Best Stuff.
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