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This’ll Teach You To Make Bets At Work!!

Classic False Advertisement.. Remember… They All Look Like The Top Pictures When You Wake Up With ‘Em…

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Tracking The Wild Stoner… Hilarious!!.. Not Sure It’s Gonna Stop Anyone From Smoking Pot Though..

We Got Like… $300 Between Us… Are We Real Gangsters…Or What?

I Suspect That’s 3 Months Allowance For Chip N Dale…

Sealed With Love: A Humane Way To Kill Baby Seals

Step 1: This season’s hunt requires that vital signs are checked after the seal is shot or clubbed over the head —checking for the loss of corneal reflexes. Step 2: Sealers then must cut a main artery to allow the seal to bleed to death, but only if the seal is unconscious. Veterinarians believe far […]

How To Dance Like A White Guy… As Seen On TV…

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How Everyday People Get Screwed By Big Government With Big Business

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My Wife’s Taken Up Smoking Again… I Must Be Getting To Her…

Did You Wash Your Nasty Hands?!?

Be On The Lookout… He’s A Baaad Man!!

Another WTF?!? Moment… Wanna Be Behind This Yahoo?

I Like Booty… But Damn!!! This Babe’s Booty’s A Bit Bounteous For My Taste…

Baby Definitely Got Back Though…

As Some Of My Maine Friends Would Put It… Ayup…

Bloggers Dropping Dead… Too Much Stress…

Apparently.. Bloggers are dying of strokes and heart attacks all over the WWW… So far most of the deaths and disablements are occuring among those that blog for pay… Boy am I relieved!!! I don’t make a penny writing LCO… I started it as a way to vent my spleen… But I admit that it […]

Rap Lyrics Translated To English…

Notorious B.I.G One more Chance rap lyrics translated. Have Fun. Lyrics: First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies – playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nothin’ But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage, I turn like doorknobs Heart throb, never, black and ugly […]

C’mon You Western Women!… Get With The Program!!!

Now You See Why I Don’t Like Enchiladas…

Envy… It Ain’t Right…

G. W. Bush Isolated?… Nah!!

Soon to be Ex President Bush at last month’s European Summit… Either somebody farted or these guys are trying really, really hard to ignore Mr “Uniter not a Divider”… I wonder if anybody could find a pic of another Prez being so ignored…

How Many Ways To Say “Put On A Condom”?…

1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud your spout 5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, […]

Warning! Drunk Talkers Beware!… Print And Post This Warning As Needed…

Play Orbital… Have Fun

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Talk About Curiosity Killing The Cat…

She Came Through The Accident OK.. Except For One Little Detail…

Graffiti, Graffiti Everywhere…. It Makes You Stop To Think…