Robot Mosquitos… Thank You.

robot mosquito

Those Pigs In The River In China Were Contagious…

pig fish

Craigslist … Need To Be Smart Or More…

smart or more

Now You Can Get Crack At Wal-Mart…

wal mart crack

It’s Hippo Hips Monday!!

damn shame hippo fun

Bathroom Reading… I Use A Kindle… But You Get The Idea.

bathroom reading material

What’s Worse Than Hogging The Covers?..

fart blanket

Pope Francis… Woody Allen?… Hmmm.

pope francis Woody Allen Pope

Irony.. Irony… Irony.

irony

The Hulk… Jr.

Hulk Jr

Punishment?.. Or Torture?

get along shirt

Granny Got This… Get Out.

granny got this

Stupid Fly…

fly got

Firefighting… You’re Doing It Wrong.

fire smilers

Every Time I Tell a Joke To The Mrs….

explain please

Jonathan Winters – R.I.P. They Didn’t Come Any Funnier. Added Garbaage To The Vernacular.

Kim Jong Un Needs A Snickers… Seriously.

eat a snickers

Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention…

door fix

Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.

dog win doggie eyebrows dogs in drag

So Help Me… I’ll Turn This Car Right Around!!

crowded

Let’s Ride!

bus to anywhere

Today’s Insult…

roses are red

What Has Been Seen… Cannot Be Un-Seen. You’re Welcome.

cant be unseen

For The Unrepentant Alcoholic…

alkie card

Don’t Like To Drink Alone? Get a Booze Mascot.

booze mascots