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Auntie’s Finally Lost It…

The RectoRotor… Cures All Anal-Rectal Problems.

How To Fix The Lunchroom Door…

If You Turn An 8 On It’s Side… It’s An Infinity Symbol…

As Long As We’re Talking Metric… I’m A 10.

He’s A Thtormtrooper…

Happy Easter!!

Porno Teaches Kids That Sex Is Enjoyable… Horrors!!!!

From The Onion Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

DNA Frees Man Accused Of Bear Attack…

From The Onion News Network DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

Thong Mom…

Suicide For The Very Patient…

It’s Good To See That Not Too Many People Had Recent Vampire Emergencies…

Does This Pony Suit Creep You Out As Much As It Does Me?…

Hey Girls! No Monopoly For You!!

Head And Shoulders Shampoo Ad… Funny.

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Odd… Strange… Whimsical Cars, Trucks, Trailers And Bikes…

And My Favorite…

This One Gets My Vote For Dumbest Idea…

A Bed With A Moat Around It… I’d hate falling in myself… But Oh Lordy! What would be my fate if Mama fell in?

Watch Robert Gibbs Tell A Reporter What An Idiot She Is… And She Doesn’t Get It!!

Presidential Press Secretary Robert Gibbs grants an exclusive interview to the Washington Post’s Lois Romano… Who promptly makes an ass of herself by asking why no major newspapers were allowed to ask any questions during the Prez’s prime time news conference… Hey Lady!! The Washington Post got to ask a question!! You work for it! […]

What It’s Like To Be Black In 2009… Unless You Happen To Be…

2009 has been an historic year … So far… The most powerful politician in the world is Black… The head of the Republican National Committee is Black… The best known media mogul on earth is Black… The greatest golfer in the world is Black… The top female tennis players in the world are Black… The […]

LCO Website Rules…

New Water Recycling Plant…

Seen On The Restroom Wall

Found in restrooms around the US: The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die. * Men’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL If you voted for Obama in the last election, you can’t take […]

You Do The Dishes!!…

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The […]

Those Cops Look Pretty Scared… Naked Guy Looks Like He Might Be Packing Heat…

You Really Need To Get Your Eyes Checked…