Los Cuatro Ojos

Sona si Latine loqueris. – Honk if you speak Latin…. Latin Phrases For The Rest Of Us.

Radix lecti  – Couch potato Quo signo nata es? – What’s your sign? Magister Mundi sum! – I am the Master of the Universe Cogito, ergo sum. – I think, therefore I am. Cogito, ergo doleo. – I think, therefore I am depressed. Raptus regaliter. – Royally screwed. Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo. – […]

How Much Is That Doggy In The… Oh, Never Mind…

Diamonds… Making Men’s Dreams Come True Since… Forever.

False Hope…

Congrats To The Steelers… But Hey Ben… You Need A Shorter Name

A Last Minute Super Bowl Bet Loser… This Guy Was Really Sure The Cardinals Would Win…

This Guy Lost His Super Bowl Bet…

It’s Not Something I’ve Wanted To Do… Until I Heard About The President And First Lady Doing It…

Not sure Mama’s gonna go for this one!! Michelle and Barack Obama touching, embracing and fistingby VANEOO

Planning On Drinking a Lot For Super Bowl?… Take It Easy!!

Found On Craigslist… A Different Kind Of Personal Ad…

So, you’ve got a great job, a house, a car. Your friends are encouraging and supportive. Your family adores you. Dogs, cats, and children flock to you. But, you’re just missing that little something. You just need a little more flavor. Something to keep you on your toes. I’ve met your type before and I […]

Mama Says I Look Like A Dick With My Head Shaved…

Sometimes I Go Onto Extreme View Websites To Debate The Issues… It’s A Lot Like This…

But Sometimes!!!… YouTube Is Best…

Is This Irony?

A lawyer, was defending a man accused of sending obscene literature through the mail. Deciding to base his case on whether the material really was obscene, he asked court officials if he could see a copy… So they mailed it to him.

Heck Of A Place To Hide A Wal-Mart Smiley…

Who Knew That Eggs Contained…. Eggs?!?!

It’s Amazing How Alcohol Can Make Everything Seem So Much Better…

A Few Sunday Morning Links… Enjoy!

78 degrees below zero in Alaska Fat Strippers Popular In Russia British May Launch Nukes After PM Dies Diarrhea Drug Slows Aging Visiting Family Warps Your Brain… Told You So!!!

According To #2 Son…” That’s Just Nasty!”

When you’ve got flies swarming your buttcrack… Do You want to be told?

Found In An Ancient Egyptian Pyramid… BatMan!

Make Sure You Check Your Machine… Very Bad Virus Set To Attack 9 Million Machines…

Don’t Know How Real This Is… But This Is From  The NEW YORK TIMES From The New York Times… A new digital plague has hit the Internet, infecting millions of personal and business computers in what seems to be the first step of a multistage attack. The world’s leading computer security experts do not yet […]

Now I Know Why I Feel Like My Brain Is On Vacation Today…

Guinea Pig Sports… Very Cool… Except For The Losers!… They Get Turned Into Cuy!

Every Time I Ride With Mama… I Try To Do Something Like This.

Maybe We’re Headed For Some Kind Of Hybrid…  Like The Flintmobile…

What A Diabolical Little Idea!… Too Bad It Wouldn’t Work…

The Surgeon General Has Determined….

Times Are Tough All Over… Señor Vader’s Down To Using Fluorescent Bulbs…