Category: Rants

The Ol’ Four Eyes Was (Almost) Taken Out By The Deadly Scourge…

Took #2 Son to the urgent care facility to check a football practice injury… Pissed  and moaned about not touching any surfaces… ” Don’t even read any magazines!”  I yelled… Then Doc comes in,,, Introduces himself and shakes my hand.  Two minutes later  I wonder… ” Did he wash his hands ?!?!” Two days later… […]

Wednesday September 9th, 2009 in Cool Pics, Cool Stuff, Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

Glenn Beck Exposed As A Mad Dog Schizoid… Again.

Glenn Beck Is Further Exposed As A Lying, Two Faced, Schizophrenic, Pandering, Bat-Sh*t Crazy…Blowhard… The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Glenn Beck’s Operation www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Spinal Tap Performance The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Glenn-Harried Glenn-Lost www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes […]

USA National Health Care…

Thursday August 6th, 2009 in Cool Pics, Rants | No Comments »

Quotes… Insults… And More Quotes…

He’s putting the laughter back into manslaughter. When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye! The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I told the butcher I’d give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top […]

Wednesday July 22nd, 2009 in Cool Stuff, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

FOX’s Brian Kilmeade Seems To Have Lost More Than His Eyebrows… Again.

Fox & Friend’s Brian Kilmeade… The Brown Haired No Eyebrow-ed One… Went off on a mindless burble about people marrying different “species” and making the races less pure… And all this came from talking about how married couples get less Alzheimer’s… His fellow hosts can’t believe what’s coming out of his pie-hole this time… Someone […]

Tattoo Location Chart…

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Obama’s Middle East Speech… Jon Stewart Deals With The Doughheads…

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c Looking for Comity in the Muslim World thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Economic Crisis

A Memo To Women… From Us Men.

Ladies…These are our rules! If you love us … You’ll abide by them. Please note.. these are all numbered “1 “ ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You […]

Sunday May 31st, 2009 in Cool Stuff, Information, Rants | No Comments »