Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken […]
1. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 2. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 3. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 4. What’s the definition of a will?.. It’s a dead giveaway. 5. Every calendar’s days are numbered. 6. When the […]
Women only really hear properly when they are gossiping or eavesdropping on other people’s conversations, according to new research. More than two thirds of women admitted that a gossip with friends is the only time they are properly listening to what is being said. The same percentage think they hear most intently when they are […]
These scumbags made several detailed videos of themselves spitting, snotting, farting and rubbing food items between their butt cheeks before sending them out … To You And Me !! Contact Everyone You Know And Raise A Major Stink!… Youtube took the original videos down… GO HERE This is assault with a deadly weapon as far […]
From The Onion Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable
A Bed With A Moat Around It… I’d hate falling in myself… But Oh Lordy! What would be my fate if Mama fell in?
Presidential Press Secretary Robert Gibbs grants an exclusive interview to the Washington Post’s Lois Romano… Who promptly makes an ass of herself by asking why no major newspapers were allowed to ask any questions during the Prez’s prime time news conference… Hey Lady!! The Washington Post got to ask a question!! You work for it! […]
2009 has been an historic year … So far… The most powerful politician in the world is Black… The head of the Republican National Committee is Black… The best known media mogul on earth is Black… The greatest golfer in the world is Black… The top female tennis players in the world are Black… The […]
Men.. Learn This And Live… There are 28 days in a womans menstrual cycle. This cycle is what really determines how things go between you and her. For example, on Day 24 you should learn to duck. I talked to sex experts and discovered how the hormonal fluxes in a woman’s body affect her moods-and […]
“The Dow Is Up Almost 400 Points Since We Took Over.”
These Birds Are BOLD!!
A rare quail from the Philippines was photographed for the first time before being sold as food at a poultry market, experts say. Found only on the island of Luzon, Worcester’s buttonquail was known solely through drawings based on dated museum specimens collected several decades ago. Read More HERE
Is this supposed to be Michelle and Barack?!?! These were baked by the guy who supplies pastries and cakes featured on Sex and the City. Lafayette French Pastry proprietor Ted Kefalinos thought that making strange looking cookies that some customers claim he calls “Drunken N-Word Cookies” was cute. Watch him try to fast pedal his […]
Radix lecti – Couch potato Quo signo nata es? – What’s your sign? Magister Mundi sum! – I am the Master of the Universe Cogito, ergo sum. – I think, therefore I am. Cogito, ergo doleo. – I think, therefore I am depressed. Raptus regaliter. – Royally screwed. Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo. – […]
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