Category: Rants

Gulf War Veterans Stressed Out… 121 Killings At Home So Far…

I wrote Essays/Rants on this subject back in March and April of 2007 … And I was wondering why OJ got locked up this past weekend!!… The NY Times released it’s story!! It’s like I keep telling Ya!… Whenever OJ gets trotted onto your TV screen… Be Suspicious!! Of course the price of gold hitting […]

Monday January 14th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

There Are Geniuses… And Then There Are Real, True, 100% Solid Gold, Pure Un-Freakin Adulterated… GENIUSES!!!!

And The Worst Part Is… They’re Old Enough To Breed!!  We have to drive on the same highways as these guys!… They want to marry your daughter!  Worse yet… Somebody’s daughters love them!!..  And I’ll bet a weeks pay that at least one of ‘em is a politician or high ranking executive!

Payback Is Sweet When It’s Done Right!

A man in Utah complained that his neighbor’s house was 18 inches over the height limit for the town and that it interupted his view of the mountains… The town made the neighbor lower his roof (at great expense)… So the nieghbor did a little remodeling of the vents at the back of his house… […]

Quotable Quotes On War…

Nobody minds a war once in a while if it doesn’t last too long, and isn’t in your neighborhood.      – Bertrand Russel Frankly, I’d like to see government get out of war altogether and leave this whole field to private industry.      – Joseph Heller The real trouble with war…is that it gives no […]

Friday January 11th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Assassinate Obama… Google Search Turns Up 189,000 Results-

WARNING!! – WARNING!! – WARNING!! – WARNING!! – WARNING!! – If You do a Google search on this subject… Make sure that you have your protection levels up on your computer… Some of these sites are nasty… I had at least four that tried to hijack my browser or install some phony “virus scanner” … […]

Wednesday January 9th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Want To Snitch On Somebody?.. Want To See If Someone’s Snitched On You?

True or not, Web sites name lying spouses, drunks, even bad tippers. Want to know who’s doing who?… Want to report an idiot driver from your daily commute?… Got a suspicious neighbor? Dying for all the gritty details? Web sites are increasingly naming names, or at least posting descriptions, pictures and license plate numbers, of […]

Tuesday January 8th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

But We All Serve ONE God …. Right?

Most of this comes from a commentary by Jim Walker…And while I see he has some good points… All I really want to know is … Is Jesus a Republican or Democrat?… Libertarian or Socialist? … Liberal or Conservative?… Is he registered to vote?… What does He think about those high credit card interest rates??? […]

Sunday January 6th, 2008 in Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

Having Upload Problems… My Hosting Service Says They’ll Have It Fixed Late Tomorrow… Check Out Some Stuff From The Archives Instead… Enjoy!

Here’s Hoping We Can Get Back To Some Live Posting On Saturday! A Real Autopsy – HERE Falling On His Face Video – HERE Can You Find Willie? – HERE What Does 200 Calories Look Like? – HERE Some Insults! I didn’t understand why they called it the “rat race” until I met you. – […]

Review Of 2007… Jib Jab Style… Happy New Year!!

In 2007 | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Monday December 31st, 2007 in Cool Stuff, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Rants, Videos | 1 Comment »

On snowy city streets, staking curbside turf… I Do NOT Miss Doing This! The Last Time I Did This Was In 1995…

It’s an unwritten law in Chicago (And New York and lots of other places) during winter weather: If you shovel a parking space, it’s yours. And woe betide anyone who nudges your orange cones (or lawn chairs, or flowerpots) out of the way. With snow expected to snarl the roads and cover cars here over […]

Want To See What A People Bomb Does? .. Graphic Photos Of The Aftermath Of The Benazir Bhutto Assassination Scene…

WARNING!! EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND GORY!! I think that too much of our news is sanitized… You can’t get truly mad about the madness if you don’t see the truth… And the truth is that it can’t be possible for anything further evolved than a trained ape to rationalize strapping on 20 pounds of high explosive […]

Friday December 28th, 2007 in Cool Pics, Essays, Information, Rants | No Comments »

Chinese Display Attitude Over Toy Safety… Have Choice Words For Obama And The Rest Of The World…

“What I would do right now is I would stop all imports of these toys from China,” Obama said. The senator suggested a ban on all toy imports from China during an economic roundtable in New Hampshire last week. China last year exported $17.8 billion worth of toys, 37% of them to the United States, […]

Friday December 28th, 2007 in Information, Rants | No Comments »

OK… So They’ve Got A Pill That Can Make You Straight Or Gay… Just Imagine The commercial For THAT One!!.. Better Yet… Imagine How Your Poor Abused Gay Bashing, Yet Closet Queer Senator Will Claim To Have Been Slipped One Whenever He Gets Snagged In A Sting!

Pop a pill and be straight or gay? It’s a lot more exciting, and complicated, than that. The news last week that scientists induced homosexual courtship in male fruit flies by changing levels of a neuro chemical was greeted with predictable headlines: “Scientists make fruit flies gay, then straight again.” On science blogs, discussion raged […]

Friday December 28th, 2007 in Cool Stuff, Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

$4 Gasoline?.. The Only Reason It’s Not There Now Is Because It Would Have Depressed Xmas Shopping Numbers… But You’ll Pay Through The Nose Now…

Americans will start 2008 paying about 65 cents more than they did last year, according to the forecasts, and may well see self-serve regular going for $3.50-$3.75 a gallon by April. In California — where the price this year has run as high as 50 cents a gallon more than the national average — $4 […]

Thursday December 27th, 2007 in Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

World Wide Gas Prices …

Venezuelans pay $0.12 per gallon… Saudi Arabians pay $0.91 per gallon… The Dutch pay $6.48 per gallon!.. Brits pay $5.79 per gallon… Americans and Cubans are shelling out around $3.00 per gallon.

Thursday December 27th, 2007 in Essays, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Has Christmas Lost It’s Luster?

Have You Felt Like This This Christmas Season? Do You Hate This Picture … But Kind Of Get What This Guy’s Getting At? Does Christmas Feel Like XXXmas? Does This Picture Represent Your Feelings Towards Most A Lot Of Some People? Does Your Mall Santa Look Like This? Tough… Deal With It…

Tuesday December 25th, 2007 in Essays, Information, Rants | No Comments »

I Hate This Guy!… Do You Have A Neighbor Like This?… My Kids Say… Can WE Do That DAD???

Carol of the Bells – Computer Controlled Christmas Lights from Richard Holdman on Vimeo. And This Is My Reaction… My Best Scrooge Face.

Praise The Lord!! Jeremiah Weed Has Re-Entered My Life!!

Years ago… I used to drink a bourbon based liqueur called Jeremiah Weed… It tastes like a cross between Drambuie, Southern Comfort and Old Grand Dad… It is also 100 proof. Well… I lost track of the stuff for years. But yesterday, while I was doing my holiday booze buying… There it was! Different bottle… […]

Saturday December 22nd, 2007 in Cool Stuff, Information, Rants | No Comments »

Cheney’s Office Damaged in Fire… Heh.. Heh.. No Comment… I Don’t Want To Be Declared An Enemy Combatant And Guantanamo’ed.

Thick smoke billowed from a fire Wednesday in Vice President Dick Cheney’s suite of offices in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House.Cheney’s office, known for its historical furnishings and ornate decorations, was damaged by smoke and water from fire hoses, officials said. There was concern about water damage to the floor, […]