Los Cuatro Ojos

Today’s Insults

your father screwed a plant and raised a blooming idiot – unknown You are a precociously unsightly scoundrel and a deplorable, simple-minded proof that God has a disturbed sense of humor. – Mike Here comes those I have done good to against my will. – Shakespeare You know what happens when you assume? You make […]

And Then There’s Auntie – Part Three

So where did I leave off?.. Oh yeah… 50 yards from the van and feeling like the left side of my face is drooping. Sooo… We actually make it to the van with less agravation than it would take to describe here. Then its time to load the goods. While I’m trying to get the […]

And Then There’s Auntie – Part Two

So now we’ve made it into the Wal Mart and I’ve got a list… Well… My daughter’s got the list… well… She had the list… My head hurts… Turns out she dropped the list at the store entrance while kicking her brother… She runs off to retrieve it… In the meantime… I’m wondering… ” If […]

And Then There’s Auntie

So I take the three kids to Wal Mart yesterday… #2 Son …who’s 12… The 9 year old daughter… And Auntie… She’s 80. The minute we got into the van… They started arguing over who’s going to sit where. Now… Auntie’s got her fav seat and the kids will grab it just to get her […]

And we won’t even get a kiss or a cuddle!

The Whole Month Of April, 2007 !

I can’t believe so much good stuff got posted back then… No Wonder I Was Sooo Tired! The Whole Month Of April, 2007

The Beginning – Posts From Early May Of 2007

This Link Goes To All Of My Posts From: March 5th, 2007 – Through – March 31st, 2007 If I Do Say So Myself… Some Of My Best Stuff.