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Woman Found Screaming… Has Nail In Her Bladder…

A 35-year-old woman with bipolar disorder was found wandering on a highway screaming and crying, with disorganized speech. She was evaluated in the emergency department, and computed tomography of the head revealed a hypodense area. The patient reported that she had a nail in her uterus. In the context of the presentation, this was deemed […]

An Interesting User Manual…

The Writing Looks Korean To Me… If So… This must be a North Korean Communist Takeover Plot.

Another Time Waster… Bomomo…

Play It HERE

Tuesday July 1st, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Strange Plants…

Read More HERE and HERE

A Rare Sight… 360 Feet Of Nuclear Submarine In Full Profile…

USS Connecticut… SSN 22 Click to Enlarge.

My Friend Pancho Speaks Spanglish…

And before anyone gets their knickers twisted over some imagined PC slight… I really do have a friend named Pancho… And he did send this email…. So Shaddup! > BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly? > > BODYWASH: I can’t go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my […]

This Combo Pistol Shoots .410Ga and .45 Colt Rounds… It’s Called “The Judge”…

Can You Imagine Having .410 Magnums AND .45 Colt available in one gun?… This is the ultimate house gun… I’d bet my wife would trade her .44 special for this one… From Taurus… What a name! It’s based on the fact that many judges are now carrying it into the courtroom with them – and […]

We’ve Gone Over 100K Visitors For One Month…Thanks!

  For the first time ever… LCO has had over 100,000 unique visitors within one month.  We went from 17 visitors less than a year ago to 101K for June.  I’ll admit that I never expected that anyone would be interested in the rantings of a cockeyed lunatic…. I started this thing to lower my […]

Commandments… I’ve Never Seen These Two Before… But I Like ‘Em!!

It comes to this… By design… The Race of Man is half man and half beast… Thou art not beings of reason… But rather, beings capable of reason. There is much difference between the two… Exercise thy capabilities. For everything there is a time: A time to live… A time to die…. A time for […]

Talk About A Close Call!.. This Driver Almost… Oooo… I Don’t Want To Think About It…

I’m surprised that there’s not some kind of stain on that seat though…

Friday June 27th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Dance Floor, Dancers, Power Club…

From HuffPo Here’s the very cool part: the dance floor will be capable of generating 60% of the building’s electricity. The technology involves building a sprung floor and power generating blocks. The blocks are made of piezoelectric crystals which produce current when subjected to pressure. Dancers dance, blocks are squeezed and the current is fed […]

Friday June 27th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Uncategorized | No Comments »

The Things People Send Me… Sheesh!

I know there are people who dig this stuff… But This just ain’t my cuppa tea… I went to the site that these came from (just for a laugh, you schmuck!) and came away with diarrhea. Notice that I’m not classifying this as “Just Plain Silly” because I’m an “enlightened” individual…

Friday June 27th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Raymond From ATL Sends These Chinese Signs…

LCO appreciates Raymond’s digging through the thousands of pics over at Engrish.com and consolidating them for your pleasure…The comments however… Are mine. Personally… I like my dork deep fried with gravy… I’ve stayed at lots of hotels that should display this sign… Every time I fly.. I check in an alcoholic… I never trip when I’m […]

George Carlin’s Take On Death… R.I.P. George… We’ll Miss You…

It’s nine minutes long… But it’s hilarious… In George’s Truthful Way… Not Exactly Safe For Work… Language.

Wednesday June 25th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Information, Jokes, Uncategorized, Videos | No Comments »