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Expose My Man Boobs In The Snow… Not My Idea Of A Fun Day…

Do You Know What A Johnny 5 Is?

See The Urban Dictionary to find out. Are You A Skleege?… Do you know one? Have You ever F’luffed? … I hate that. Are You an R&S regular? What’s your T Hong count? I admit that D Gas is my usual state… Is your sister married to a M*U*T*T *? But seriously… I thought that […]

Is This What We’d Call Irony?

Not sure what his point is… But I think get it….

Ball Vs. Balls… Ouch!

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I’ve Been Called One Of These … Many Times!

This is what you call proper job interview preparation…

Yay Brazil!!

Wanna See More Brazilian Beauty?… Check Out Alf… Over At CorkScrew- Balloon

From A Single Sheet Of Paper…

 LCO posted a bunch of this type of art back in February ’08 Here’s a few more… See Many More HERE

Is This Photoshop?

Or can you do this with mirrors?

For Inuyasha Fans… The Final Episode…

I have read all 558 episodes at least once and watched all 167 anime episodes at least twice… Not to mention the four movies… Even though the end was predictable… I’m really sad to see the tale end… I just hope they decide to animate from episode 167 and on… For those who’ve never heard […]

Mali…

This Malian journey retraced segments of Mungo Park’s (more about him in a moment) African journeys. The travelers started in the capital, Bamako. From there, they went to Segou, Mopti, Sangha near the Bandiagara Escarpment, Dogon country, Djenne, villages along the Niger River, Kabara (the Port of Tombouctou), and Tombouctou. During this journey to one […]

Japan Produces Algae That “Sweats” Diesel Oil…

  Under the gleam of blinding lamps, engulfed by banks of angrily frothing flasks, Makoto Watanabe is plotting a slimy, lurid-green revolution. He has spent his life in search of a species of algae that efficiently “sweats” crude oil, and has finally found it. “I believe I can change Japan within five years,” the Professor […]

Do Bumper Stickers Signal Potential Danger?…

When you cover the vehicle with marks of identity, you become more sensitive to “invasions of territory,” which apparently include being cut off by another car: That’s the surprising conclusion of a recent study by Colorado State University social psychologist William Szlemko. Drivers of cars with bumper stickers, window decals, personalized license plates and other […]

Sometimes… You Just Gotta Pass!

 Some Days You’re The Dog…

Alf’s Been Snapping Pics Around Bangkok…

 CorkScrew-Balloon has a whole bunch of great shots of an area that’s tucked away in Bangkok… Think We Can Google Earth These? See More HERE

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF […]

A Few Facts About Death And Dying…

When an Australian Bushman died, his body was lowered into a grave where a special kind of gravedigger awaited it. This person’s job was to slice up the corpse and hand out bits of the flesh to the mourners. The order in which the relatives partook of the feast was strictly prescribed. A mother ate […]

A Gallery Of Real Phone Sex Operators… Didja Ever Wonder?

Go HERE… And Enjoy.

Big Millipede… Real Big Millipede… Really Big Millipede.

Not Sure I Like Millipedes…. Wondering If I’d Have A Stroke If This Millipede Crawled On Me… Yeah.  Probably.

Hmmmm… No Comment.

Sometimes… Even Being The Biggest, Baddest Crocagator In The Lake Isn’t Enough…

Pooping Instructions… Who Knew?

Funny Thing Is… I’ve Apparently Been Doing It Wrong All Along…

PETA… Finally Getting My Support…

Google Is So Very Helpful…

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Another WTF?!?! Moment… Obama’s Baby Mama?!?… Headlined On FOX!?!?

Just Frigging Shoot Me! PLEASE!?!? This Is One Of The MAJOR News Outlets! They just called Barack Obama’s Daughters BASTARDS! They Just Intimated That The Obama Marriage Doesn’t Exist! And Never Did! FOX NEWS HAS HEADLINED THAT THE OBAMA CHILDREN ARE THE RESULT OF A CASUAL SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AND THAT THE ONLY REASON FOR THEIR […]

The Worm Turned! FOX News Flunky Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine… Hilarious!

It Seems That Bill O’Rielly sent an underling named Porter Barry to the National Conference for Media Reform 2008 with orders to ambush Bill Moyers for one of his famous attack pieces and Mr Moyers flipped the script and turned on the guy like a fight trained Pit Bull… Moyers hands this poor pebblehead his […]