Los Cuatro Ojos

I’m Watching Auntie Harass A Rather Large Dog From Room To Room …Hilarious!…NO… Sad!

Apparently our  youngest Mastiff has commited an unpardonable offence in the eyes of 81 year old Auntie… This 120 pound pile of sweetheart (the dog that is!) is being  shooed from one end of the house to the other by an utterly angry… relatively frail… muttering…shuffling…wheezing willow branch waving refugee from a hornets nest that […]

OK… I’ve Finished My Pot Of VouDou Juice…

Let’s Hope I Can Close All Four Of My Eyes And Rest …. And Heal… Wish Me Luck…

I’m reasonably sure I’m not gonna croak…

But I’m not gonna be producing any soul saving prose either… Although I might fill this thing up once or twice before the night is over…

I’m not sure what a stroke is…. But I’m pretty sure I’ve got one…

I’ve got 6 pairs of glasses here and I still can’t see the keyboard…. I go to sleep and O sweart I hear legions of brains cells lining uyp for testing. My keyboards swaYs…. If I could just sleep for 8 hours… I might get a reset… This Sucks! I feel drunk… But I’m not… […]

I have been stoned out of my gourd all day!

I can’t use a mouse at all… Helll I can barely seee my screen… I’ve got a real cool movie of the inside of my heart though…  I’ll post it soon Vive la painkillerts!!!

I’m Home Kids!… I Dreamt I Was Down In The Basement Doing Bong Hits With Bush, Cheney and Wolfowitz… When Ann Coulter Busts In And Sucks Down All The Bong Water…

I told O’Reilly Not To Let Her Drink The Bong Water In The First Place… Now She’s Gonna Think She’s Queen Of The Moon Bats Again!! Just Toss The Damn Thing In The Closet… She’ll Just Sit There And Sing To It…

3 Year Old Tosses Family Savings Out 17th Floor Window…

A Chinese couple are distraught after their three year old daughter threw their savings out of the window of their 17th floor flat. The little girl threw the equivalent of $1300 out of the window of their rented apartment in Shenzen while her parents were asleep. “When I woke up, she wasn’t beside me, and […]

Fuk Luk Sau: Health,Wealth,Happiness

Fuk Luk Sau, commonly referred to as the Gods of Blessings, Prosperity and Longevity are one of the most popular gods/deities in Chinese history. There are countless legends of the Fuk Luk Sau aiding and bestowing kindness on worthy mortals throughout the lands. Technically, they were originally astrological stars (hence the original name of Fuk […]

Any Job Can Be Fun… It’s All In How You Look At It…

Alf Is Eating Barbecued Rat In Thailand… Yum!

Our Friends Alf and Watcharee are on the move in Thailand and stopped off to pick up a snack of BBQ ribs and rat… Looks like a really nice feast! See More At CorkScrew-Balloon

Count Yourself Lucky To Have One GOOD Friend…

A Motto To Live By… A friend will help you move… Your best friend will help you move a body.

Is This What An Anorexic Sees?

When I Posted These Pics… I Wondered What That Lady’s View Of Herself Was… Now I Know…

Do I Wany My Bull’s Penis Fried Or Boiled?

How To Prepare For An Unexpected Earthquake…

From eHow.com Think about it. Could you have an earthquake where you live? I lived in California for about 10 years and have been through some. Then our family moved to Iowa and I thought we were safe from earthquakes. Wrong! We’ve had a couple here too. Who would have thought. No matter where you […]

I See Scissors (Maybe)… What Do Your Degenerate Eyes See?

It Ain’t Gonna Fit…

This Is A Strange Type Of AAA …

Handy Tips To Solve Any Problem… From Arnie In TX.

1.   If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2.    Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3.   Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using  […]

How’s She Gonna Explain This Case Of Frostbite…

Meet Draco…One Big Mean Mother Of An RV…

Check Out More On Draco HERE

Memorial Day… Yeah Mon!… And Amen.

No Matter What You Do Today… Spare ‘Em A Thought… OK?

Another WTF?!?! Moment… An Anorexic Sexpot…

If You Don’t Find This Lady Sexy… Something’s Wrong With You!

Indian School Bus…

You Can Always Trust Your True Friends…

9,500-Year-Old City Found Off The Coast Of India…

Even though this is from 2002… I found it interesting because I just finished Zecharia Sitchin’s “Earth Chronicles” Discovery in Bay of Cambay May Force Western Archaeologists to Rewrite History…   The civilization of Ancient Egypt occurred in a past so remote that today it seems mystical. The pyramids and other temples, with their hieroglyphics […]

Serious… Dedicated… Weed Growers.

See the police car?… This is what comes of bragging & showing off to your “friends”… Moral of the story?… You put this much effort into your growing setup… Keep your mouth shut!!!