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Happy Thanks Giving 2008, USA!

Chubby Mikey’s Got A Calendar!..

This Guy Named Mikey’s got a site up that has got to be seen to be believed! Visit ChubbyMikey.com

Spam… The Kind In The Can… Are You Stocking Up?..

Looks Like People are falling back on that old depression era standby… Spam. It seems that the Hormel factory that makes the stuff can’t keep up with demand. The workers are putting in all the overtime they can stand. At around $2.50 a can… You can get 12 ounces of solid meat protein that will […]

I Learned This Method After 5 Years Of Marriage… It’s Worked Without Fail For The Past 16 Years…

The Proper Way To Come Home Drunk Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.  Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.  I shut off […]

Out Of Many… We Are One… – Barack Hussein Obama

“The Only Thing We Have To Fear… Is Fear Itself.” – FDR “And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices. I need your help. And I will be your president, too.” – President Elect Obama “The road ahead will […]

Cloning from the grave: Scientists create new life from a mouse that has been frozen for 16 YEARS

Scientists have created clones of a mouse that had been dead and frozen for 16 years. It is the first time they have been able to clone a frozen animal. The Japanese researchers say their work will benefit mankind – and could be used to bring back extinct animals such as the woolly mammoth or […]

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Proof That The Flying Spaghetti Monster Truly Exists!..

A mammoth network of gas filaments inside the galaxy NGC 1275 resembles the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Until recently, it was not clear what prevented the delicate filaments from being destroyed by competing gravitational forces, but Hubble Space Telescope images suggest they are supported by magnetic fields generated near the galaxy’s central black hole.

So Much Trouble In The World – Bob Marley

So many people I speak and correspond with these days are filled with a sense of foreboding… I wonder whether or not the next few months will see something that we’ll look back at and wonder how we made it through…

Financial Meltdown Worsens Food Crisis

From The Washington Post While the world’s attention has been focused on rescuing investment banks and stock markets from collapse, the global food crisis has worsened, a casualty of the growing financial tumult. As shock waves from the credit crisis began to spread around the world last month, China scrambled to protect itself. Among the […]

My Fridge Monster Is Much Better Behaved Than This…

Carnation Milk… The Best Damn Slogan… Period

Many Years Ago… The Carnation Milk people were looking for a slogan to go with the brand new concept of condensed milk.  They held a contest.  The prize was £2000… A milkmaid in England came up with this humdinger. They gave her the money… But they didn’t use it. * * * False!

A Kitty Burrito… Uh… I Mean Purrito

OMG!.. My Daughter’s Asking To Learn To Drive!.. Am I In For This?!?

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Man Gets Tired Of Gas Thieves… Doctors Up Gas… Guess What?… They Steal It!

From DearAbby.com DOCTORED GASOLINE GIVES THEFT VICTIM MEASURE OF SATISFACTION DEAR ABBY: A few weeks ago, I returned home after mowing the lawn at my mother’s place and parked my truck behind my house. I left the lawnmower and a 5-gallon can of gas in the bed of my truck and went into the house […]

Time Is The Enemy… Then And Now…

The Puke Monster… Your Buds Are Never, Ever, Gonna Let This Slide!

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Rules To Live By… Choose Wisely…

AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE WOMEN ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO […]

Beer… Porno… And Fries… From A Vending Machine… Gotta Love Those Japanese!!

Five Deadly Animals That Might Just Save Your Life…

Frogs… Scorpions… Gila Monsters… Snails and Snakes… Read More HERE

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Celebrity Lookalikes…

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Nasty Motorcycle Crash… Were They Playing Chicken?

A Chip Off The Old Block?!?