March
11
2009

Eve’s Other Sin…

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March
11
2009

Coke’s Trying Something New…

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March
10
2009

New Management On Wall Street…

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“The Dow Is Up Almost 400 Points Since We Took Over.”

March
10
2009

Spring Break Suicide…

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March
10
2009

Golfing In Peru… Or Is It Bolivia?

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March
10
2009

Weird Beard…

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March
9
2009

It’s Monday!… Again…

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March
9
2009

I Took Me 10 Minutes To Understand Just How Subtle This Ad Is…

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Now That’s What I Call Slippery!!… Sure Beats KY and Astroglide…

March
9
2009

I’m Thinkin’ About Gettin’ In Shape…

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March
9
2009

Life’s Breaks From A Sperm’s Point Of View…

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March
8
2009

These Birds Have More Rhythm Than I Do…

Frostie… Kickin’ It Old School To Ray Charles…

Then There’s Snowball Rockin’ Out To Stevie Nicks…

March
7
2009

Baby Meat… It’s Whats For Dinner…

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March
7
2009

This Bench Illustrates My Financial Situation… Under Severe Strain…

Structural Integrity

March
7
2009

What’s Ex President Bush Been Up To Since He Got Out?

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March
7
2009

We’ve All Seen Camel Toes… Here’s A Montreal Moose Knuckle…

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March
7
2009

Clean Your Screen Online…

My Screen Is Much Cleaner Now…Try It HERE

March
6
2009

Only On LCO… Full On Frog Porno.

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And For All You Serious Freaks… The Money Shot!!!

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Believe it or not… There really is a site called FrogSex.us

March
5
2009

Flame Shot Gone Wrong… Ouch!

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March
5
2009

DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.

Sing to the tune of “Doe A Deer”

DOUGH… the stuff…that buys me beer…
RAY….. the guy that sells me beer…
ME…… the guy… who drinks the beer,
FAR….. the distance to my beer
SO…… I think I’ll have a beer…
LA…… La la la la la la beer
TEA….. no thanks, I’m drinking beer…
That will bring us back to…(Looks into an empty glass)
D’OH!

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March
2
2009

This Is For All Our Friends Dealing With The Late Winter Storm In The U.S… It Could Be Worse.

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March
1
2009

Adversity… It’ll Wait.

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March
1
2009

Birds Stealing From People… A Cone Jacking Ring… Hitchcock Would Be Proud…

These Birds Are BOLD!!

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March
1
2009

Damn!.. Now I Gotta Sit Back And Think… My Head Hurts…

big-spender

amazing

March
1
2009

Report: Obama Helicopter Security Breached…

“We found a file containing entire blueprints and avionics package for Marine One, which is the president’s helicopter at an IP address in Tehran, Iran.”

MSNBC

February
27
2009

This Happy Dog Reminds Me Of A Bank CEO With My Bail Out Money…

But The Dog Seems A Lot More Likely To Do Something Productive …

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