December
31
2008

Reading The Next Story Will Make You Feel Like This…

December
30
2008

Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S. – Says That America Will Collapse And Disintegrate Through Civil War In 2010

USA To Break Up Into Six Separate Territories … China To Take Over California… Mexico To Take Over Texas Areas. – Igor Panarin

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Igor Panarin… A Russian professor who used to work for the KGB and who is being compared to the man who correctly predicted the breakup of the Soviet Union 15 years before it happened… Has been talking about the break up of the USA through bankruptcy and possible civil war by the spring of 2010.

He’s been saying the same thing for 10 years now.

And people are listening. Lots of people. And it looks like the professor has some hard figures to back up his assertions… Namely the $11 trillion in foreign debt that’s beating the USA’s economy into submission.

Professor Panarin says that the accelerating collapse of the U.S. job, credit and housing sectors will combine with the years long loss of the USA’s ability to manufacture its own needs will result in the richer states refusing to pay into the federal government in order to save their own economy’s. This will result in de facto secessions from the union.

December
30
2008

Every Bar Should Have This Menu…

December
30
2008

I’ve Always Dreamed Of Growing Up To Be An Artistic Pervert…

December
30
2008

This Polar Bear Means To Make A Meal Of This Poor Guy!

See if he gets away clean HERE

December
30
2008

I Know Several Kids Whose Xmas Lists Would Have This Kind Of Slant…

December
30
2008

Here’s A “Great” Idea… Scientists Give Bees Cocaine To See How They React… Damn!

Talk about your “Class Bee” Felony!

We have Africanized Killer Bees where I live… They’re bad enough without being made into crackheads!

For Crying Out Loud! What Kind Of “Scientists” Are These?!? Is this just a slick way to procure some coke on the cheap?

A honey bee is given cocaine solution as scientists attempt to study how their brain reacts to the drug

A honey bee is given cocaine solution as scientists attempt to study how their brain reacts to the drug

“Uh Yeah… Procurement?… We need another kilo of high grade cocaine down at the Bee Lab… We need to test another hive.”

Read All About It HERE and HERE

December
29
2008

Out Of The Pencils Of Babes…

December
29
2008

Got Snow?.. Make A Few Bucks…

December
29
2008

When You Gotta Mow… You Gotta Mow!

December
28
2008

The Perfect Pendant And Earrings…

Luna Parc’s Enema Bags are crafted in a novel combination of Bronze, Sterling Silver and Copper.

Get Yours HERE

December
28
2008

This Is What Happens When You’ve Got Bad Karma…

December
28
2008

Hit The Jeremiah Weed A Bit Hard Last Night…

December
27
2008

Play Wal-Mart Bingo!.. Print ‘Em Up!.. Keep ‘Em In Your Car!

Click to enlarge…

December
27
2008

Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Lights…

December
27
2008

A Statement On Traditional Marriage…

I seem to remember lots of this stuff quoted in the Bible…

December
26
2008

The Day After After Xmas …

December
26
2008

I’m Not Into Tattoos.. But This Is A Nice One!

December
26
2008

Sadly… I’m Learning More And More About The Spirit Being Willing But The Flesh Being Weak.

December
26
2008

But Maybe He’s Just Got A Real Nice Personality…

December
26
2008

My Daughter Only Wanted A Pony For Xmas…

December
26
2008

As A Head Scratcher…This Joke Really Counts!

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn’’t eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn’’t sure what to do with them. Then he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition.

When they had the competition, there were two finalists: a man from a place called Fife, whose name was Mr. Hicks; and a man that was from Sweden, whose name is Sven.

So they had the final; the Mayor fired the starting pistol and they started eating the tench. No sooner had Mr. Hicks bitten the fish than one of his teeth fell out. He couldn’’t eat because of this so he stopped, but the Mayor refused to stop the competition. So Sven kept on eating and ended up eating nine of these tench fish.

The next day the headlines read:

ONE TOOTH FREE FOR FIFE HICKS, SVEN ATE NINE TENCH!

December
26
2008

Anagrams For Everybody…

DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters: LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FINALLY, FOR THE KICKER:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

December
25
2008

Merry Christmas To All Of The Very Fine Folks Who Visit Los Cuatro Ojos!

santa poop

And Then THIS Guy Comes To Your House….

evil santa

Or maybe THIS Santa!!

And depending on your outlook… THIS GUY might show up …

santa queer

But Any Way You Put It… I’m Glad That We’ve Only Gotta Deal With

THIS Doggone Santa

ONE MORE TIME!!!!

December
25
2008

10 Outrageously Funny Christmas Carols!..