December
24
2008

A Puzzling And Possibly Dangerous Situation!

Can you solve this puzzle?

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won’t get out of your way
and you can’t seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.

* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round! *

December
24
2008

If You’d Paid The Extra $5 For Express Shipping… You’d Have Your Package By Now…

December
24
2008

Who Knew That Web Based Porno Would Have Benefited The World So Profoundly?!?

From PC World:

Thank You, Porn! 12 Ways the Sex Trade Has Changed the Web

The sex industry is behind many innovations that today’s Netizens can’t live without, as well as some nasty bits we wish had never existed.

Read More HERE

December
24
2008

Can Guys Have Cameltoes?…

December
24
2008

Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.

December
23
2008

Using… Dial… Up… Can’t… Post… Much… Sucks… Big… Time…!

December
22
2008

E. Benjamin Skinner Says There Are More Slaves On Planet Earth Now Than At Any Other Time In History.

From Foreignpolicy.com

Standing in New York City, you are five hours away from being able to negotiate the sale, in broad daylight, of a healthy boy or girl. He or she can be used for anything, though sex and domestic labor are most common. Before you go, let’s be clear on what you are buying. A slave is a human being forced to work through fraud or threat of violence for no pay beyond subsistence. Agreed? Good.

Most people imagine that slavery died in the 19th century. Since 1817, more than a dozen international conventions have been signed banning the slave trade. Yet, today there are more slaves than at any time in human history.

And if you’re going to buy one in five hours, you’d better get a move on. First, hail a taxi to JFK International Airport, and hop on a direct flight to Port-au-Prince, Haiti. The flight takes three hours. After landing at Toussaint L’Ouverture International Airport, you will need 50 cents for the most common form of transport in Port-au-Prince, the tap-tap, a flatbed pickup retrofitted with benches and a canopy. Three quarters of the way up Route de Delmas, the capital’s main street, tap the roof and hop out. There, on a side street, you will find a group of men standing in front of Le Réseau (The Network) barbershop. As you approach, a man steps forward: “Are you looking to get a person?”

Read More HERE and HERE

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Slavery Chart Via:

December
22
2008

Slaves At One End Of The Spectrum… The Owners Of These Mega Yachts On The Other.

December
21
2008

Sunday Morning Music… Deniece Williams – Silly

December
21
2008

Somali Pirates… An Upwardly Mobile Demographic…

From McClatchy`

There’s at least one job these days that’s recession-proof, if you can handle shark-infested seas, outrun some of the world’s most powerful navies and keep your cool when your hostages get antsy.

A pirate’s life in Somalia isn’t for everyone. However, nothing comes easily in one of the poorest and most unstable countries on Earth, and when you consider the dearth of career options for Somalis on land, a pirate’s life starts to look more than cushy by comparison.

Residents say that the pirates are building houses, buying flashy cell phones and air-conditioned SUVs, gifting friends and relatives with hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars and winning the attention of beautiful women, who seem to be flocking to pirate towns from miles around.

“The pirates are the hottest men in town,” Abdi said. “Girls from all over Somalia moved here to marry pirates. But if the girl isn’t cute she’s out of luck, because the pirates only go with beautiful girls.”

Read More HERE

December
21
2008

Family Planning.. Easier Said Than Done!

December
21
2008

A Boy And His Dog…

December
20
2008

Those Somali Pirates Are Real Serious Dudes!…

December
20
2008

Some Revamped Logos… In Line With The New Business Models…

Corkscrew- Balloon has a bunch more … See More HERE

December
20
2008

That’s A Heck Of A Trophy You’ve Got Hanging There Gramps…

December
20
2008

If My Woman Was This Mad At Me… I’d Leave Town.

That’s About $200 Worth Of Pickaxes… Had to be his (ex) woman.

December
20
2008

I Really Like Draft Beer… But I’m Not Sure I’d Enjoy It Out Of This Particular Spigot…

It wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t have the choice of this or the beer barrel tap…

December
20
2008

Nice Lamp… Too Bad You’re Not Gettin’ One.


December
20
2008

Snapping Turtle Demo… Put Your Hand Right There!

December
18
2008

Quotable Quotes…

  • Given a choice, the American people would prefer the policeman’s truncheon to the anarchist’s bomb.
-Spiro Agnew
  • Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
-Howard Aiken
  • I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
-Woody Allen
  • The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
-Noelie Altito
December
18
2008

A Lot Of People Are Doing Side Jobs To Make Ends Meet…


December
18
2008

Saving The U.S. Economy…

December
18
2008

Warren Buffet Backed Company Now Selling Plug In Hybrids In China

BYD Co., the Chinese automaker backed by Warren Buffett, started selling the world’s first mass-produced plug-in hybrid, gaining an edge on Toyota Motor Corp. and General Motors Corp. in electric-powered vehicles.

The F3 DM can run for 100 kilometers (62 miles) using only batteries, Shenzhen-based BYD said in a statement today. Toyota plans to begin testing plug-ins, which can be recharged from household powerpoints, late next year, it said in August. GM aims to start selling the Volt plug-in in late 2010.

Can someone explain why these cars are not on U.S. roads today?!?

F3 Features

F3 Specifications

F3 Interior

Read More HERE

December
18
2008

Another Major Security Flaw In Microsoft’s Internet Explorer…

From The Daily Mail

Microsoft has issued a maximum severity rating of ‘critical’ for all versions of the browser and encourages all users to deploy the update – which is a piece of specially written computer code – as soon as it becomes available.

Due to the flaw, ‘Trojan horse’ viruses can be injected into the software of millions of computers, allowing criminals to remotely access and operate them.

Hackers in China are at the centre of the cyber attack, which is the most serious in the history of Microsoft’s operating system. As many as 10,000 websites have already been compromised, according to anti-virus software producer Trend Micro.

Read More HERE

... HA!!

We heard you … And Then We Ignored You.

December
18
2008

A Very Modern Monster…