December
3
2008

Hee Hee!.. It’s A Dork Cork!

December
3
2008

C-3PO Gay?… Tell Me Something I Didn’t Know…

December
3
2008

Amen Brother! Money Can Sometimes Buy Happiness.

December
2
2008

If Men And Women Could Swap Parts For A Day…

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December
2
2008

Finally… The Truth! The Consequences Of Gay Marriage…

December
2
2008

De Nile Ain’t Just A River In Egypt… Or… I Need My Eyes (Re) Checked…

December
2
2008

The Holiday Is Over! Back To Work!!

December
2
2008

Crayola Rejected These Crayon Colors…

December
1
2008

I Like My Woman A To Do A Little Exercise… But This Is Waay Too Much Exercise.

November
30
2008

A Spreading Menace… Now We’ve Got Brain Worms and Breast Larvae!

GRAPHIC!! GRAPHIC!!

WARNING!! THESE VIDEOS AND THE ATTACHED PICTURES ARE GRAPHIC!

I thought you had to die to be promoted to worm food. But… It seems that we humans are increasingly becoming worm food well before we die…

The following videos show real cases of people being found to have worms or worm-like creatures within parts of their bodies that it’s too horrible to think about.

Both of these women survived.

One had a worm burrowed into her brain stem. She got it from someone who had handled her food.

The other woman had one of her breasts infested with some kind of larvae that she got from hanging her dresses out on a clothesline.

WARNING!! THESE VIDEOS AND THE ATTACHED PICTURES ARE GRAPHIC!

    BRAIN WORM

Breast Larvae – Click Picture For Movie…

Read More About Brain Worm HERE and HERE

There’s a longer video explaining Brain Worms HERE

Read More About Breast Larvae HERE

November
29
2008

Seen On A Bumper Sticker…

November
29
2008

Someone Asked Me To Post A Picture Of Myself… OK.

November
29
2008

Osama Bin Laden Sighted… Military In Hot Pursuit.

November
29
2008

A Few Words Of Wisdom…

I’ll be happy when…
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then
we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough and we’ll be more content when they are. After
that, we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are
out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her
act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire.
The truth is there’s no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will
always be filled with challenges.

So, stop waiting…
Until your car or home is paid off.
Until you get a new car or home.
Until your kids leave the house.
Until you go back to school.
Until you finish school.
Until you lose 10 lbs.
Until you get married.
Until you get a divorce.
Until you have kids.
Until you retire.
Until summer.
Until winter.
Until you die.

There is no better time than right now to be happy.  Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
-Unknown

November
27
2008

Cousin Raymond Sends These Insane Headlines…

November
27
2008

Happy Thanks Giving 2008, USA!

November
26
2008

Super Skinny Super Models… I’ve Seen Starving Africans With More Meat On Their Bones…

How anyone could even remotely consider these people attractive is beyond me… I think it’s criminal to even encourage these poor things to get out of bed.  They look like they just got out of a concentration camp.

See More HERE

November
26
2008

Let’s Play Ball!..

Let's play ball!

Let's Play Ball!

Come On... Take It!

Come On... Take It!

November
26
2008

A Gallery Of Stupid Children… Somebody Call CPS!!

Here we’ve got a trio of pics showing young’uns trying to lure big scary critters into itty-bitty containers…

I'll lure him in... And you snap the door shut!

I didn't think it would be quite this easy!

OK... Here he comes... Ready with the net?

November
26
2008

Oh Lord! Please Let This Be True And I Will Truly Have Something To Be Thankful For!!

Ann Coulter Has Broken Jaw… Jaw Wired Shut.

I Wish I’d Been The One To Break Uncle Annie’s Jaw… But I’ll settle for knowing that someone finally cleaned her clock.

Read More HERE

November
25
2008

Is Your Woman A HAZMAT?… Mine Is.

November
25
2008

She’s 7 Feet 4 Inches Tall And 320 Pounds… That’s A Lotta Woman!

Heather Greene Lives in Las Vegas… And even though she’s not the tallest woman in the world… She’s still pretty impressive!

November
25
2008

Hassan Chop! This Is One Of My Favorite Bugs Bunny’s … Enjoy.

November
24
2008

The Economic Downturn Made Simple…

November
24
2008

Shoes I Would Not Care to Be In… City Block I Would Not Care to Be On…