November
8
2008
November
7
2008
Maybe He’ll Grow Into Them…
November
7
2008
November
7
2008
If only it was so easy…
November
7
2008
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic thanked little Katelyn for her help and asked the 3-year old what she thought about the birth she had just witnessed.
Katelyn responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place. I think you should spank him again!”
November
6
2008
Telling Husband you’re going out for the night with the ‘Girls’… $0.00
Red Leather Jacket for night out with the ‘Girls’… $200.00
Car wash and Wax… $20.00
Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the ‘Girls’. $150.00
Having Husband open Mailed Radar Photo citation, and seeing you with another man’s winkie in your hands… PRICELESS!!!!!
November
6
2008
November
6
2008
“Maybe I Shoulda Let Hilary Win After All.”
November
5
2008
“The Only Thing We Have To Fear… Is Fear Itself.” – FDR
“And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices. I need your help. And I will be your president, too.” – President Elect Obama
“The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even in one term. But, America, I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there.”
“I promise you, we as a people will get there.”
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E Plurbus Unum
E Plurbus Unum
The Crowds Are As Diverse As They Come... This ... Is America
We Can’t Call Them “Slackers” Anymore… They … More Than Any Other Group Delivered This Election.
“I urge all Americans who supported me to join me in not just congratulating him, but offering our next president our good will and earnest effort to find ways to come together to find the necessary compromises to bridge our differences and help restore our prosperity, defend our security in a dangerous world, and leave our children and grandchildren a stronger, better country than we inherited.”
“These are difficult times for our country. And I pledge to him tonight to do all in my power to help him lead us through the many challenges we face.”
- Senator John McCain
November
4
2008
I’m Safe And You Try To Tag Me Anyway?!? Talk To The Cleats!
November
4
2008
Suspicious minds: Men have evolved to be better at spotting infidelity than women, study finds
From The Daily Mail
Men have naturally suspicious minds that make them better than women at spotting infidelity, a study has found.
In fact, men are likely to suspect their partners are being unfaithful even when they have kept to the straight and narrow, the research suggests.
But, men were significantly better than women at catching out a cheating other half.
They were more likely to catch out a cheating partner, detecting 75 per cent of the reported infidelities compared with 41 per cent discovered by women.
Mr Andrews says the find makes evolutionary sense because men can never be sure a baby is theirs.
Read More HERE
November
4
2008
Scientists have created clones of a mouse that had been dead and frozen for 16 years.
It is the first time they have been able to clone a frozen animal.
The Japanese researchers say their work will benefit mankind – and could be used to bring back extinct animals such as the woolly mammoth or sabre tooth tiger.
Read More HERE
November
2
2008
Sooo… Do You Have To Be Naked To Use This???
November
2
2008
I’m actually a little jealous on this one… We can’t seem to keep enough hangers around my house…
November
2
2008
I just wonder what and how much I’d have to smoke to come up with something like this… And then how much more I’d have to smoke to actually do it…
