October
25
2008
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SEEYA
Notice that the black eye is gone??
October
24
2008
October
24
2008
He’s the sort of politician who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence afterwards.
They encourage contributions from the rich and votes from the poor under the pretense that they’re protecting them from each other.
They make a point of looking at every issue from every angle. It makes them easier to side-step.
The only reason she stands stubbornly on her record is to prevent us from having a clear look at it.
I worship the very quick-sand he walks on.
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
October
24
2008
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Expandable balcony
Since these window/balconies can be installed in existing buildings, soon it may be time to start pressuring that landlord of yours to put balconies everywhere. This might be a big hit with smokers. If this technology catches on, maybe someday we can all dine or toke al fresco.
October
23
2008
Barack And John Settle Things In A Civilized Manner…
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October
23
2008
Not Sure How Much Booze It’d Take… But it’d be a lot.
October
23
2008
They Hit 12 And We Get Pretty Damn Dumb… Quick!
The Greatest Joy A Parent Can Have Is For Their 25 Year Old Child To Say…
“Mom… Dad… You Were Right All Along”
October
23
2008
I find you to be a cat litter munching, moronic, dead carp dickwad, who talks like an inbred teletubbie.
Your dog is a mutant leaking pickle barrel who serves a sick minded, blockheaded, drippy donkey.
Go drool on somebody else, you godforsaken wastrel bat out of hell, who inhabits the body of a mangled, abysmal, hampster eater.
You suffer from sublimated masturbatory tendencies.
You unsavory Pizza-Face.
October
23
2008
From Time Magazine
While the headline-grabbing weapons in this war have been high-tech wonders, like unmanned drones that drop Hellfire missiles on the enemy below, troops like LeJeune are going into battle with a different kind of weapon, one so stealthy that few Americans even know of its deployment. For the first time in history, a sizable and growing number of U.S. combat troops are taking daily doses of antidepressants to calm nerves strained by repeated and lengthy tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. The medicines are intended not only to help troops keep their cool but also to enable the already strapped Army to preserve its most precious resource: soldiers on the front lines.
A Soldier visited a military doctor in Iraq, who, after a quick session, diagnosed depression. The doctor sent him back to war armed with the antidepressant Zoloft and the antianxiety drug clonazepam. “It’s not easy for soldiers to admit the problems that they’re having over there for a variety of reasons,” The Soldier says. “If they do admit it, then the only solution given is pills.”
“It’s not easy for soldiers to admit the problems that they’re having over there for a variety of reasons,” “If they do admit it, then the only solution given is pills.”
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October
23
2008
October
23
2008
This Site is like the Snopes.com of kitchen lore…
- Can you put bananas in the refrigerator?
- Does gas cook better than electric?
- Do lobsters scream as you drop them into the pot?
- Does alcohol evaporate out if you put it into a cooked recipe?
- Will Aluminum pans give you Alzheimer’s?
Read All About It HERE
October
22
2008
Many Years Ago… The Carnation Milk people were looking for a slogan to go with the brand new concept of condensed milk. They held a contest. The prize was £2000… A milkmaid in England came up with this humdinger.
They gave her the money… But they didn’t use it.
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October
22
2008
October
22
2008
Foggy Day
Foggy Day
2 oz gin
¾ oz Absinthe or Pastis or Anisette
½ teaspoon sugar
Dash Lemon Juice
Shake. Pour Into Old-fashioned Glass, garnish with lemon twist.
An Interesting Way To Visit The Green Fairy
October
22
2008
October
22
2008
Cursed be your mother’s anus. Cursed be your father’s testicles. -
Traditional Yoruba verbal duelling curse
An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea. -
Traditional Turkish proverb
He lied like an eye witness. -
Russian proverb
I shit on the balls of your dead ones. -
Traditional Spanish gypsy curse
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can’t find you with a telescope. -
Traditional Irish curse
October
21
2008
Tastes Like Chicken!!
