January
24
2012
January
23
2012
I was in the bar Saturday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
January
20
2012
Michelle Obama made a surprise visit to Alice Dean Middle School as part of her “Let’s Move!” campaign and a partnership with Beyoncé called “Move Your Body.” The First Lady let her hair down by showing the kids that she does, indeed, know how to Dougie.
Can you imagine Laura Bush or Hilary doing the Dougie? Whatever your politics… You have to admit the woman has rhythm and is not shy.
January
17
2012
Worse than a zombie attack… 30 giant hornets kill 30,000 honeybees and eat their babies… Gruesome.
Of course it’s even more exciting with an EPIC soundtrack!
January
16
2012
January
14
2012
January
13
2012
January
13
2012
January
11
2012
January
11
2012
