September
7
2011
September
6
2011
September
5
2011
September
4
2011
• He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
• I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
• He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
• You’ve got a face like a million dollars… All green and wrinkled
• Consistency is his trade-mark. Once bought he stays bought.
• ‘I worship the very quick-sand he walks on.’
• The only reason she stands stubbornly on her record is to prevent us from having a clear look at it.
August
30
2011
August
29
2011
August
25
2011
August
24
2011
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught him burglarizing her home of its valuables and she yelled: “Stop! Acts 2:38! Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.”
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you.”
“Scripture?” replied the burglar. “She said she had an ax and two 38s!”
August
24
2011
August
21
2011
