June
12
2013

Historical Figures In Modern Clothes…

modern historics

June
11
2013

Thank You Teachers… Have A Good Summer.

Teachers

June
11
2013

Bankster Wisdom…

give

June
10
2013

Product Placement Genius…

condom ad

June
6
2013

Cat Torture… Or Maybe Just Stupid Cats.

stupid cats

June
5
2013

Page 45… Weird. Crazy. Stupid… You Decide.

page 45

June
5
2013

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm….

bjs and dicks

June
4
2013

Two Tough Questions… No Peeking!

Two Tough Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He’s  had two mistresses.   He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first … no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Scroll

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston  Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

June
1
2013

Walrus Torture…

I smell fish

June
1
2013

Dog Beards… I Gotta Get Me One.

dog beards

May
31
2013

Professional Courtesy?

pigs

May
31
2013

Teach Taxes…

30 percent

May
25
2013

Stare At The Train And You Can Change It’s Direction With Your Mind… Cool.

Change Direction Train

May
22
2013

Does Windows 8 Frustrate You?

Windows 8 repair

May
22
2013

Rocks…

The Rocks

May
21
2013

Ultimate Toilet Troll… Are You Jerk Enough?

stall troll

May
20
2013

Freudian Slips For Dummies…

freudian slip

May
20
2013

Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life… Please Send Me Some!

happy gum

May
13
2013

Crosswalk Fail…

crosswalk wrong

May
13
2013

Cartman… “Obey My Authorotie”

cart man

May
12
2013

Cause And Effect…

distracted

May
11
2013

That’s One Mean Cup Of Coffee…

bad cup

May
11
2013

Another Candidate For Dad Of The Year…

bad dad

May
11
2013

Treefro…

afro

May
10
2013

Clean Pool…

clean pool