January
7
2011
January
5
2011
January
4
2011
January
4
2011
January
3
2011
For Those Who Don’t Get It…
January
2
2011
January
2
2011
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
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HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
FINANCIAL AIDS TO THEIR CHILDREN!
Senior Men Are Also Leading Carriers Of HIV
(Hair Is Vanishing)
January
1
2011
December
30
2010
December
28
2010
December
27
2010
December
26
2010
December
25
2010
December
25
2010
What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.
How does Santa Claus take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.
Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit?
They both drop their needles!
Which reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph!
