Dirty Trick… But Big Fun…

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Unicorns Are Real!

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Marriage Explained…

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True…

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Don’t Stare… I Mean It!

Swirl Illusion

Cat Charger…

cat charger

Baby Hippo Or Shaved Guinea Pig?…

Shaved Guina Pig

It Ain’t A Camel Toe, Joe…

Buffalo Knuckle

OCD Hell…

OCD Hell

Life Is…

Life Is

Real Men Do It Big…

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Bacon… The Gift Wrap Of Total A**Holes…

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Pick A Haircut… Any Haircut… We Dare Ya!

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Got Too Close To The Birthday Cake…

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I’d Rather Have Some Sausalitos…

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Passive Aggressive Revenge…

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What’s the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

Made Me Go Hmmmm…

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Nice Tree…

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One Can Only Hope…

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I Heard They Legalized These In Colorado…

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Flying Crocodiles… Or Worse… Crap!!

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Porn…

keas and porn

Be Anything You Want…

Johnny Depp

It Rubs The Lotion…

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Have A Tomato Smoothie…

isnt it