You’ve Got A Choice… Get Some Help… Please.

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This Graphic Clearly Demonstrates The Need For The Government To Decree The Use Of Braille Urinals…

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Make Up My Mind!..

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I Personally Have Never Been Quite This Drunk…Almost… But Not Quite.

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Discount Flying Lessons… Straight Ahead…

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Beware Of The Dog… Seriously.

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I Used To Work Here…

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And You Thought Tennis Elbow Was Troublesome…

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The Ol’ Four Eyes Was (Almost) Taken Out By The Deadly Scourge…

Took #2 Son to the urgent care facility to check a football practice injury… Pissed  and moaned about not touching any surfaces… ” Don’t even read any magazines!”  I yelled… Then Doc comes in,,, Introduces himself and shakes my hand.  Two minutes later  I wonder… ” Did he wash his hands ?!?!” Two days later… I’m down with it…

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It started with joint pain… Moved to stomach cramps and fever… Then went into overdrive with a crampy diarrhea and general feeling of being run over by a truck… Every bite of bacon I’d ever had… Every chop I’d ever chomped… Every rib I’d ever ravaged came back to haunt me… My guts did leaps and bounds that I didn’t think possible…

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I tried Mom’s Grandma’s old toddy recipe… I tried Thera Flu … I tried whatever anybody recommended…

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Nothing worked… I just got sicker…

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I wanted to kill this kid,,,

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Even though I know it’s not his fault… (So Don’t Write Me ANY Nastygrams…)

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Everyone knows it’s really This Guy’s Fault…

I’m still feeling pretty zombie – like …

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The flu seems to have settled out by leaving me with a rather nasty tonsil infection… So I’m looking at having my tonsils out at 51… Whoopee!!!

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If this one was true… I’d a never got it…

I remember saying I’d get it when pig’s began to fly… Well…. You folks be careful out there…

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