Would You Buy This?…

How To Draw An Elephant In 5 Easy Steps…

elephant

Swine Flu Vaccine Side Effect… You Wake Up Looking Like This…

Keep Your Dog From Tearing Up Your Fence… Get Him A Porthole…

dog porthole

You Watch… iWatch… They Watch… Shades Of 1984… Big Brother Incarnate…

Not Sure What A Pork Faggot Is… But It Looks Tasty… I Hope It’s Not Brains…

pork faggots

Change Happens…

click to enlarge…

times change

Imagine The Name Of This Boat Being Broadcast By The U.S. Coast Guard…

nice boat

WARNING… WARNING… This Add On Is A Firefox Trojan Horse… BEWARE…

mal

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With Juicy Whats?!?!

juicy

I Gotta Get My Library Card Renewed…

library map

I’ve Got Some Close Friends… But I Don’t Think We’re This Close…

double urinal

I Know A Place In Bangkok That Does Serve ‘Em Though…

no women served

Have You Declared Your Ism?..

isms

Know A Sanctimonious Vegetarian?… Play This For ‘Em…

My Wife Can Tell A Similar Story… Only With A Skunk…

lost cat

Poor Jennifer… She Got 5 Years For Manslaughter…

jennifer

Originality… It’s Over-Rated…

originality

Somebody Works For This Guy…

hat fail

Sometimes I Still Feel This Way About The Old Girl… And Sometimes I Don’t.

get your own

You Think You’ve Got A Choice… Don’t You?

free choice

Japanese TV Is Absolutely Insane! In The U.S… There’d Be Unlimited Lawsuits…

Only Time We See Any Wonder Boners Around Here Any More Involve Medication…

Cartoon Celebs Bare All…

This has caused some people to react badly… This poor guy gives Hef a piece of his mind…

Here’s Your Chance To Try A New Deity… Too Bad It Doesn’t Include Marduk…

gods