And People Complained At The Rumor That McDonald’s Was Selling Kangaroo Meat In Australia…

This Erection’ s For You…

Never Won Anything?… You Did Once.

Not All Inventions Are For The Good Of Mankind…

The Incredible, Edible Egg…

Happy Monday…

Speed Limit… Ignorance Is No Defense.

Become Your Own Grandfather… No Time Travel Or Illegal Drugs Required.

For My Daughter… If You Were A Cartoon Character…

Only the part about the fat Dad and hot Mom would be true to life.

Men Are Bluetooth… Women Are Wi-Fi…

Isn’t It Ironic?…

Finally Some Good Advice…

Ever Have One Of Those Days?…

Forward This, Jerkwad!

All The Same …Eh?

Don’t Panic… It’s Organic… Or Not.

Questionable Hygiene? That’s Nasty.

Got A Bob Marley Printer At Your Place?

Headphone Cord Knotted?… Now You Know How. Gremlins.

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Beer Feet… They Come With Beer Goggles.

Sinking Boat? Nah… Just A Perverted Dream Come True.

Welcome aboard the “MINDF*CK”…

Hmmmm…

The Gamut Of Kitten Emotion… From Awww To Ohhh!

The Newest Batman…