The Holiday Party Got Out Of Hand… Again.

mistletoe secret

Epic Wood Stove…

epic wood stove

Express Yourself…

indecent

F.E.A.R… Do It.

FEAR

I’m Not Going There… But I Want To.

chicken wing

Yo Player… Your Girlfriend Is Showing…

fat chick

It’s Either A Zombie Or FrankenHo…

frankenhoe

Uuuuummmm… Yeah… Good Luck With That Sparky.

gangsta boy

Permanent Panties… Save Money… Amaze Your Friends.

chanel commando

A Side Effect Of Using Spray-On Hair…

fake hair fail

Not 100% Sure That This Is What They Meant…

f the police

Actually… It’s Bach Off, Dude.

bach off

Not Sure What She’s Doing… But I Bet She’s Doing It Wrong.

air dry

Maa’m… Back Away From The Tweezers Before Someone Else Gets Hurt!

eyebrows

Happy New Year!! 2013… Year Of The Snake.

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Let’s Get 2013 Off On The Right Foot… Understand That It Won’t Get Any Easier.

english is hard

The Four Eyes Wishes You And Yours All The Best!.. Happy New Year!

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