Make Your Own Sex Toys… Just Sand Them Really Good.

DIY Sex toys

Ultimate Minimum Wage Job… Ass-wipe.

how do they

This Should NOT Be a Minimum Wage Job…

carved watermelon

OK… Caught The Mouse… Can I Go Now?

caught the mouse

One Of The Girls Got Tired Of Standing…

you dropped something

You Got Something In Your Teeth…

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your eyes tricked you

Hee Hee Hee…

wi fi name

A Dumb Ass Is A Dumb Ass Is A Dumb Ass…

Darwin Moment

This Is Why Your Belt Size Goes Up Even Though Your Waist Stays The Same…

belt age

Time For BiFocals Gollum…

smeagol suffers

I Rolled My Eyes So Hard…

rolled eyes

Lots Of Thongs… No Cellulite… What Gives?!?!

thongs

Marketing Genius… Or Madness… As You Like.

sin away

What Goes Around Comes Around…

lies

The Pope’s Going Back To His Emperor Job… Fewer Hassles.

no more sith jokes pope

Recycle Your Old Soda Bottles And CD’s… Cool.

recycle pop n cds zip bottle

If My Dogs Pooped Jewels… I’d Be Richer Than Bill Gates.

jewel pooper

The Music House…

instrument bldg

Kids Movie Posters… Same Formulas… If It Ain’t Broke…

movie posters

Smoke Grenade Instructions… Follow Carefully.

smoke grenade intructions

Living On The Edge…

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These Boots Ain’t Made For Walkin’…

spikey boots

Give Me Back My Flip-Flop!!

dragon sand sculpture

The Long Climb Ends In “Swag”…

go back

Darth Vader’s Circumcised?!?

jedi duel