The Rough Part Of Being A Reporter…

Everybody Should Have Their Own Gun Monkey…

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Ocarina Virtuoso…

Toilet Man…

Another WTF?!?! Moment… What’s Wrong With This Person’s Leg!

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The Smart Car Takes Over… There’s One For Everybody…

The Smart Car

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The Smarrari

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The Smaudi A3 AWD

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The Smamborghini

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The Smorvette

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The Smorsche Targa

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The Smorsche

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Moving Day… We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ U-Haul…

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Union Jobs… Gotta Love ‘Em!…

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Desperate Ducks…

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What A Cheeky Girl!!..

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This Guy Reminds Me Of One Of My Uncles…

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Hell Of A Way To Die… Even If It Is Just A Snowman…

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Copy Cat…

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Corndog Pizza… Can I Get One To Go?!?!

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USS Port Royal Runs Aground In Hawaii… Captain Is Toast.

One of the biggest, most expensive and most technologically advanced warships based at Pearl Harbor ran aground in 17 to 22 feet of water half a mile off Honolulu International Airport’s reef runway.

Navy tugs tried early yesterday morning to nudge the 9,600-ton, 567-foot-long guided missile cruiser USS Port Royal off the sandy and rocky bottom, but were unsuccessful, officials said.

Captain John Carroll was replaced as commander of the USS Port Royal pending an investigation into how the ship ran aground about a half-mile (0.8 kilometers) south of Honolulu Airport last Thursday, authorities said.

The state-of-the-art 9,600-ton guided missile cruiser was freed from shoal waters south of Oahu early Monday after it spent three days stuck on a rocky and sandy seabed in 22 feet (6.7 meters) of water.

The cruiser was hauled to Pearl Harbor where it will enter dry dock repairs. Navy officials did not have a cost estimate for the salvage operation.

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Strange Cloud Formations Over The House Of Los Cuatro Ojos…

I Think These Are Called Altocumulus Clouds…

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AZ Clouds

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Is She Turning Left Or Right?.. Are You Right Brained? or Left Brained?

You see this lovely dancer turning. Is she turning clockwise or counter-clockwise?

If she’s turning clockwise, you use more of the right side of your brain, which is associated with feelings, fantasy, big picture thinking, etc.

If she’s turning counter clockwise, you’re using more of your left brain, which is associated with logic, facts, details, language, etc.
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LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe
RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
“big picture” oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can “get it” (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

A Bar Inside A Tree In Africa…

A bar inside the trunk of a Baobab tree has tourists flocking from far and wide just to drink a cold brew in the amazing tavern. It was fashioned inside a massive 72 foot (22 meters) high tree in a garden in Limpopo, South Africa, for thirsty locals.

The amazing Big Baobab Pub, complete with a phone and dartboard, hollowed into a tree.

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Read All About It HERE

Measuring Condoms… For The Man With No Hang Ups…

Comes In Flavors Too… But, Sadly… Also Only Comes In Metric…

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From Condometric

Don’t Rain On My Parade…

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Forgive Me Father … For I Am Creeped Out…

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Uh… Let’s Go To KFC Instead…

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Macaulay Culkin And Vladimir Putin… Separated At Birth??…

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I’ve Actually Eaten Fish Pie… And It’s Quite Good…

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Hee Hee! How Quaint! The Cannabisaurus Is Right Up There With Reeferpithicus And Homo Potheadicus Stonerii.

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Cannabisaur

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Homo Potheadicus Stonerii

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Homo Potheadicus Is Very Inventive…

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Juvenile Reeferpithacus

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Adult Reeferpithacus