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Stiletto Stealth Ship… 88 Feet And 60 Tons Of Fierce…
The Stilleto stealth ship is designed for shallow water work with special forces.
It’s got speed, stealth and communications abilities that were only dreamed of 10 years ago.
50 knots is around 93km/hr or 56mph…Look at the knuckle in the wake this thing left… That’s pretty good turning for something that weighs 60 tons!
This 88 foot (28.6m) ship can get U.S. Navy Seals in and out of places that they might have had a hard time with before.
The military likes it so much that they sent a prototype to Columbia on active duty to catch drug smugglers.
There’s even rumors of submersible models in the works…
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Now That We’ve Got The Drunken Sailor Song In Your Head… You Might As Well Know The Words…
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
Shave his belly with a rusty razor. (x3)
Early in the morning
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
Put him in the long boat till he’s sober, (x3)
Early in the morning
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hawse-pipe on him. (x3)
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter. (x3)
Early in the Morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
That’s what we do with a drunken sailor! (x3)
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning (repeat)
(If You’re So Inclined… Repeat using the following verses)
1. Keep him there and make ‘im bale ‘er.
2. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
3. Trice him up in a runnin’ bowline.
4. Give ‘im a taste of the bosun’s rope-end.
5. Give ‘im a dose of salt and water.
6. Stick on ‘is back a mustard plaster.
7. Send him up the crow’s nest till he falls down,
8. Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under,
9. Soak ‘im in oil till he sprouts flippers.
10. Put him in the guard room till he’s sober.
11. Have you ever seen the captain’s daughter?
12. Give the poor bastard to Mother Rackett.
13. Are ye’ daft, you might wake Mother Rackett.
14. Put him in the bilge and let him drink it.
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ILots Of Pictues Of The Israeli / Palestinian Conflict Of 2009…
Fred over at Goodshit has posted a bunch of pics of the results of the Israeli move into Gaza from the beginning of January 2009…
The pics are presented with minimal captions and there is no editorializing as to who is right and who is wrong.
Take A Look and make up your own mind.
WARNING!! GOODSHIT’S MAIN SITE CONTAINS NUDITY!.. THE LINK ABOVE DOES NOT… GO BEYOND WHERE THAT LINK TAKES YOU… AND…
YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.
Do It Yourself Eyeglasses Use Water To Let Users Make Their Own Prescription.
Josh Silver is on a quest to make the world’s poor see. A professor of physics at Oxford University, Silver was idly discussing optical lenses with a colleague, wondering whether they might be adjusted without the need for expensive specialist equipment, when the lightbulb of inspiration first flickered above his head.
What if it were possible, he thought, to make a pair of glasses which, instead of requiring an optician, could be “tuned” by the wearer to correct his or her own vision? Might it be possible to bring affordable glasses to millions who would never otherwise have them?
More than two decades after posing that question, Silver now feels he has the answer. The British inventor has embarked on a quest that is breathtakingly ambitious, but which he insists is achievable… to offer glasses to a billion of the world’s poorest people by 2020.
Silver has devised a pair of glasses which rely on the principle that the fatter a lens the more powerful it becomes. Inside the device’s tough plastic lenses are two clear circular sacs filled with fluid, each of which is connected to a small syringe attached to either arm of the spectacles.
The wearer adjusts a dial on the syringe to add or reduce amount of fluid in the membrane, thus changing the power of the lens. When the wearer is happy with the strength of each lens the membrane is sealed by twisting a small screw, and the syringes removed. The principle is so simple, the team has discovered, that with very little guidance people are perfectly capable of creating glasses to their own prescription.
Some 30,000 pairs of his glasses have already been distributed in 15 countries, but to Silver that is not near enough. Within the next year the now-retired professor and his team plan to launch a trial in India which will, they hope, distribute 1 million pairs of glasses.
The target, within a few years, is 100 million pairs annually.
See More HERE
Inspired via The Guardian and Core77
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Another WTF?!? Moment… The Man Has Eaten BOTH Of His Eyeballs!
But…
The Judge Ruled Him Competent When He Ate The First Eyeball!!
A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant’s death.
While in the Grayson County Jail in Sherman, Thomas plucked out his right eye before his trial later in 2004. A judge subsequently ruled he was competent to stand trial.
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Insults Of The Day…
1. I work for a rotting indecisive eunuch who smells like a festering sputum bag from hell.
2. Go drool on somebody else, you psychotic annoying jerk-off!
3. Like most politicians, you are a hypocritical screwy monkey who kisses the feet of the godforsaken and the vile jerk-offs.
4. He’s a four-eyed annoying monkey, who’s the child of a sewer dwelling worm and a wastrel dysfunctional buffoon.
5. Piss off, you crackpot, desperate, penguin groper.
The Man Commandments
1. It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
* When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
* The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
* After wrecking your boss’ car.
* One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
* When she is using her teeth.
2. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4. If you’ve known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend’s fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6. No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend’s birthday is strictly optional.
7. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8. When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
9. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel…and it’s free.
10. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.
11. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
12. Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
13. If a Man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.
14. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
15. A Man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
16. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both – that’s just mean.
17. If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.
18. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.
19. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:
* Yeah, Baby, Push it!
* C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
* Another set and we can hit the showers!
20. Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
21. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
23. There is no reason for guys to watch Men’s Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.
24. When you are queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
25. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT!
Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.
26. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.
27. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
28. Before dating a buddy’s “ex”, you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.
29. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
30. A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend’s cat.
31. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you’ll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
32. If a buddy is out-numbered, out-Manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, “What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin”, then you may sit back and enjoy.
33. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him…too gay.
34. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
35. When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.
36. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a “FUCK OFF!” You are absolved of your of responsibility.
37. Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.
Want A Big Tattoo?.. Can’t Get One?.. Want To Help Sick Kids?.. Tees And Tats Has The Answer…
Tees And Tats is a New York City shop that specializes in tee shirts designed by world famous tattoo artist Marco Serio … The designs on these shirts flows around the body just like a real tat.
These shirts are numbered limited editions… And… Owners Jeremy and Ben give a percentage to the Artworks Foundation … a non profit that provides children and young adults suffering from chronic and life-threatening illnesses, and their siblings, access to creative and performing arts programs.
TRIPLE S (SKULL SAMURAI SNAKE)
The skull is symbolic of ‘great change’ and is often associated with death because death represents the biggest change a person experiences. A signed, limited edition.
RYUU: Legend has it that Fudo had to fight the representative of a different religion. He changed himself into a flaming sword but the opponent did the same and the fighting went on without a winner. Now Fudo changed himself into the Dragon Kurikara, wound himself around the opposing sword and started eating it from the top.
FUDO: The Buddhist divinity of wisdom and fire. He is the principal deity of the Myo-o, or great kings. Fudo is often called upon for protection during dangerous times.
Lion-dog design (We call these SheSha’s around my house… And we’ve got ‘em all over the place!)
Shishi (or Jishi) is translated as “lion” but can also refer to a deer or dog with magical properties and the power to repel evil spirits.
In Japan the tiger is the emblem of the great aristocractic warriors known as the samurai. The tiger represents the virtue of courage. It also means revision, improvement, and change.
See More On This VIDEO … The Detail On The Shirts Is Better…
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