FaceBook vs. Jesus… Hmmm.

That’s One Flexy Granny!… I Couldn’t Do That When I Was 15.

One Very Cool Doorknob…

Too Bad For The Cat If One Of These Dogs Fails The Final Test…

Need Storage? Need To Stash Some Stuff? This Is The Place!

Jones’ Big Ass Storage

So We Went To Visit Grandma’s Grave And Grandpa Was Already There…

He’s Really Got His Foot In His Mouth…

Scotch Whiskey Flavored Condoms… Single Malt Or Blended?

Do they Have Them In Amaretto? Or Apple-Tini?

Do You See A Hiney? Or Heels?

Meth Users Before and After… Every Rule Has It’s Exceptions…

Obama’s Mouthpiece…

PMS Day #4… She’s Waaay Too Quiet…

Oh Yeah… It’s Monday All Right.

Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.

My Wife… PMS DAY #3…

Explain This One To Your Insurance Company…

My House… PMS Day #2

Guess Which One Is Me?

Michelle Obama Lays Down The Law…

It’s PMS Week At My House Again… I Think I’ll Order A Couple Of Pizzas.

I See Beer Bottles… What Do YOU See?

The Economy… Who’s Gonna Survive?

How Do You Like Your Crocodile Steaks?

Works out to about $0.75 per pound… I want some!!

Tis The Season… XO Laptops… Get One – Give One

Like it little girl says… ” Educate us and we’ll solve our own problems.”

You can’t argue with that kind of logic. Get on over to Amazon.com and learn more.

It’s Hard To Tell Male From Female Polar Bears… Not To Me!

Slate says a Japanese zoo tried to mate two females… But…

You just know the one lounging is the male!

Honey, can you hand me the remote?... And a beer?

Hmmm… Does One Of Them Taste Like Potato Salad?

Notice the Excedrin?… No Headaches To Ruin The Fun!

Print And Pass Out At You Own Risk.