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Ashley Todd… Mental Case… A Very Short 15 Minutes Of Fame…
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SEEYA
Notice that the black eye is gone??
Cool Stuff, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Videos | TheFourEyes October 24, 2008 |
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Political Insults…
He’s the sort of politician who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence afterwards.
They encourage contributions from the rich and votes from the poor under the pretense that they’re protecting them from each other.
They make a point of looking at every issue from every angle. It makes them easier to side-step.
The only reason she stands stubbornly on her record is to prevent us from having a clear look at it.
I worship the very quick-sand he walks on.
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
One Very Cool Balcony…
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Expandable balcony
Since these window/balconies can be installed in existing buildings, soon it may be time to start pressuring that landlord of yours to put balconies everywhere. This might be a big hit with smokers. If this technology catches on, maybe someday we can all dine or toke al fresco.
McCain – Obama Dance Off Throwdown…
Barack And John Settle Things In A Civilized Manner…
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Cool Pics, Cool Stuff, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Videos | TheFourEyes October 23, 2008 |
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Parental IQ vs Your Child’s Age… Print It.. Learn It… Feel Better.
They Hit 12 And We Get Pretty Damn Dumb… Quick!
The Greatest Joy A Parent Can Have Is For Their 25 Year Old Child To Say…
“Mom… Dad… You Were Right All Along”
More Insults…
I find you to be a cat litter munching, moronic, dead carp dickwad, who talks like an inbred teletubbie.
Your dog is a mutant leaking pickle barrel who serves a sick minded, blockheaded, drippy donkey.
Go drool on somebody else, you godforsaken wastrel bat out of hell, who inhabits the body of a mangled, abysmal, hampster eater.
You suffer from sublimated masturbatory tendencies.
You unsavory Pizza-Face.
America’s Medicated Army… High Percentage Of U.S. Troops On AntiDepressants
From Time Magazine
While the headline-grabbing weapons in this war have been high-tech wonders, like unmanned drones that drop Hellfire missiles on the enemy below, troops like LeJeune are going into battle with a different kind of weapon, one so stealthy that few Americans even know of its deployment. For the first time in history, a sizable and growing number of U.S. combat troops are taking daily doses of antidepressants to calm nerves strained by repeated and lengthy tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. The medicines are intended not only to help troops keep their cool but also to enable the already strapped Army to preserve its most precious resource: soldiers on the front lines.
A Soldier visited a military doctor in Iraq, who, after a quick session, diagnosed depression. The doctor sent him back to war armed with the antidepressant Zoloft and the antianxiety drug clonazepam. “It’s not easy for soldiers to admit the problems that they’re having over there for a variety of reasons,” The Soldier says. “If they do admit it, then the only solution given is pills.”
“It’s not easy for soldiers to admit the problems that they’re having over there for a variety of reasons,” “If they do admit it, then the only solution given is pills.”
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Kitchen Myths… True Or False?
This Site is like the Snopes.com of kitchen lore…
- Can you put bananas in the refrigerator?
- Does gas cook better than electric?
- Do lobsters scream as you drop them into the pot?
- Does alcohol evaporate out if you put it into a cooked recipe?
- Will Aluminum pans give you Alzheimer’s?
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Carnation Milk… The Best Damn Slogan… Period
Many Years Ago… The Carnation Milk people were looking for a slogan to go with the brand new concept of condensed milk. They held a contest. The prize was £2000… A milkmaid in England came up with this humdinger.
They gave her the money… But they didn’t use it.
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Uncategorized | TheFourEyes October 22, 2008 |
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I Had A Couple Of Foggy Days Last Night… Clear Skies Today!
Foggy Day
Foggy Day
2 oz gin
¾ oz Absinthe or Pastis or Anisette
½ teaspoon sugar
Dash Lemon Juice
Shake. Pour Into Old-fashioned Glass, garnish with lemon twist.
An Interesting Way To Visit The Green Fairy
Today’s Insults… With An International Flavor…
Cursed be your mother’s anus. Cursed be your father’s testicles. -
Traditional Yoruba verbal duelling curse
An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea. -
Traditional Turkish proverb
He lied like an eye witness. -
Russian proverb
I shit on the balls of your dead ones. -
Traditional Spanish gypsy curse
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can’t find you with a telescope. -
Traditional Irish curse
A Kitty Burrito… Uh… I Mean Purrito
Tastes Like Chicken!!
Uncategorized | TheFourEyes October 21, 2008 |
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