Last night one invaded my house… He was a big sucker!
We had it out…. He almost had me…
I used # 4 birdshot…
He got me once though…
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I was having a conversation the other day and a friend mentioned that he wanted Black Roses at his funeral… Guess What?… They don’t exist… Well.. Fake Ones Do.
Well Georgie Boy… I can see to it that the next best thing shows up…
Hey!… Let’s see if we can get either Obama or McCain to comment on this…
From The Village Voice
“Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?” I received this question from a female reader of my Anal Advisor column in Taboo, and believe it or not, she’s not the only one pining for a pinker pucker.
From Marie Claire
Apparently, plenty of women want to go past the now-ordinary breast enhancement and pubic electrolysis to a place few have heretofore dared to go in the name of beauty. Much to my ignorance, bleaching one’s anus (I guess to bring it back to its budlike, puckish pink) has become an obsession far beyond the young jet set and the detail-oriented gay community. These days, anal-bleaching creams can be purchased as easily as cough drops. Let’s see … next Mother’s Day, should I go with the balloon bouquet or a gift certificate for total rectal beauty?
For those of you who haven’t gotten on this wagon… Instructions for enhancing the visual splendor of your “special place” are HERE…
Anal bleaching is just one of a wide variety of new non-invasive procedures that assist in creating Total Colo-Rectal Beauty. All TCRB components help not only appearance and hygiene, but assist in restoring the lost youthful innocence, elasticity, and confidence that age and improper food choices often erase.
Let Me Know How This Works Out… I’d Be Happy To Post Your Story…
An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter’s boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter’s room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn’t even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.When he heard noises coming from his daughter’s bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl’s bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.
The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
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Information from: Daytona Beach News-Journal, http://www.news-journalonline.com
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Alf Over At Corkscrew-Balloon Says This Is An Apartment Building With One Unit Per Floor…
A Dangerous Case Of Gerbiling…
“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
“I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out “Armageddon”, my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.”
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.”
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
(supposedly in the Los Angles Times 17.07.1996, but it’s an urban legend)
I’m not gonna embarrass the person who sent this… But If’n I don’t get a nice cheesecake by Saturday…
Music For Your Sunday…
If You’ve Never Heard Any Thing By Or Read Anything About This Guy… HERE’s A Nice Place To Start…
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From Newsweek…
In Crawford, Indiana…the court upheld an Indiana law essentially requiring a passport or driver’s license in order to vote. But more than two thirds of Indiana adults have no passports and nearly 15 percent have no driver’s licenses. These eligible voters, disproportionately African-American, will need to take a bus or catch a ride from a friend down to the motor vehicles bureau to make sure they obtain a nondriver photo ID. Otherwise, they cannot vote in Indiana this year.
Read More HERE
Anti Spam Law Overturned… Spammer Let Loose
Fake YouTube Video Maker Lets Hackers Into Your Computer
Fake Antispyware Maker Now A Domain Registrar
This Guy Runs A Company That Will Steal Your Information
Hundreds Of Thousands Of Computers Are Remote Controlled By Gangs… Is Yours One Of Them?
FBI Says People Are Getting Emails That Claim To Be From A Hit Man… He Wants Money To Let You Live.
Eject!…Eject! You Are Looking At The Last Second Of Existence For $50 Million Worth Of Tax Money…
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