Visit The Torture Museum

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I’m Sure Jeffrey Dahmer Had One Of These As A Kid…

Narwhal toy

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Maybe So…. But The Cake Looks Delish!!

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Amazing Tree Forms…

The Guy I Bought My House From Could Do This… We Had An Olive Tree That Was Cut Like A Poodle… It Looks Like A Regular Tree Now…

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Ever Have One Of These Days?..

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Fast Food Kabobs…

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How About Furry Pigs?…

Looks Like Someone Crossed Pigs With Sheep…

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Fantastic Sand Sculptures…

From Say No To Crack

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Is This Your Future?

You May Not Have A Home… But You Will Have Internet Access…

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Portraits Of 42 Presidents… On A Single Human Hair!

This Artist Painted The Portraits Of 42 American Presidents On A 1/2″ Long Strand Of Human Hair… He Had To Do The Brush-strokes Between Heart Beats…

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DeputyDog Has A Bunch Of Great Stuff On Teeny Tiny Artwork

Are You A Failure?…

I Found This Over At Goodshit

Rare White Albino Shark Spotted…

The 10-metre long shark was pictured swimming off the coast of Darwin, the northern-most island of the Galapagos.

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Man In Sri Lanka Gets A Nut Screwed Onto His Penis… I Say Break Out The Blowtorch…

A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.

The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.

It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.

Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance.

A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.

They, too, were unable to remove the nut.

At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.

This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.

Wedding Bell Blues – The 5th Dimension –

I was way deep into the music collection last night… Does this date me?

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19 Nuggets Of Wisdom From Dave Barry…

19 Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn

By Dave Barry…

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.

3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

9. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

10. Never lick a steak knife.

11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

16. “The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

19. Your friends love you anyway.

I’ve Got A Viper Alarm On My Vehicle… But Not Like This!!

I Wonder How You Put It In “Valet” Mode?

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I Just Jotted Down A Few Things To Pick Up While I’m Out…

Grocery List

Metisse – A Boom Boom Ba – … For Your Pleasure

How To Get Pandas To Mate…

We’re always reading about how difficult it is to get pandas to “do it”….

I’m Not Real Big On “Cute”… But This Cartoon Is Cute!

I Walked Around Like This For Most Of My Sophomore Year…

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So… Mama and I Were Having This Conversation… And I Sez…

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Forget Save The Pandas… They’ve Taken Things Into Their Own Hands…

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The U.S. Government Is Changing It’s Logo…

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Reminds Me Of My Wife On Laundry Day…

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