God, I HATE Makeup… And Guys Get All The Blame When They Don’t Call Again.

So You Hate Your Job? George Carlin’s Words Of Wisdom…

When You See It… You’ll Go Eeewwww!!!

Use Of The “F” Word Is Approved In The Following Circumstances….

Not Only Was Einstein A Genius… He WasA Prophet.

Elephant Stew… Take One Medium Elephant…

Nonconformist… Or Assh*le?

People Pixels… Cool.

Oh My! That’s About A Six Foot Spread.

I Can’t Explain It… Can You?

Keep Giving Him A piece Of Your Mind… You’ll Run Out One Day.

Santa Is Going Outlaw… Not.

Freaky Trees Getting Their Freak On… Nasty.

One Advantage Of Living In A Low Information Society…

Xmas Irritation … Commence!.. Jon Stewart Explains The War On Christmas… Again.

Good Skin Care Is A Virtue… That’s My Story And I’m Sticking With It.

Another Evil Kitty Trait…

Exhausted The Supply Of Stupid, Did You?..

Weird… Damn Potheads.

Technology Marches On… The 80′s Had Some Real Bargains.

Superfluous Information…

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes… Or From Their Fingers.

Team Name Oopsies…

Line Dead?.. Or Dead Line?.. Either Way… He Didn’t Make It.

Does This Count As Free Range Chicken?