It’s Always Nice To See That Some People Take Things At Face Value…This Company Could Never Open With This Name In America

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I Wonder If Anyone Under 25 Will Get This?…

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This Ad Typifies The Attitude Of So Many Companies These Days… Your Funeral Isn’t Even Planned And They’re Trying To Fill The Job You Died On…

 Notice It’s All Low-End Service Workers??

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Elepoop Catcher… Seems That Only Women Need Apply… Let’s Hear What N.O.W. Has To Say About This…

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86 Rules For Drinking, Boozing and Hanging Out… Learn Them…

  1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
  2. Always toast before doing a shot.
  3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
  4. Change your toast at least once a month.
  5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
  6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
  7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
  8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
  9. Get the bartender’s attention with eye contact and a smile.
  10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

… 76 more at Modern Drunkard

Why Are Trusted Friends Your Worst Enemies When You’re At Your Most Helpless?

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So… A Gynophobic Definitely Won’t Like This… Right?

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Dude!.. Rent A Truck!!!…

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Do You Know Somebody Like This Guy?…

BNSF Railroad Parks Thousands Of Rail Cars… Economic Slump Blamed…

BNSF Railway Co., the nation’s top hauler of container rail freight, is parking miles of railcars in Montana and elsewhere because there isn’t enough freight to keep them rolling.

BNSF CarsThe rail cars sit near the Missouri River and the residential community of Craig, Mont. on Feb. 15, 2008. BNSF spokesman Gus Melonas says they have parked the cars on the unused line, between Great Falls and Helena, Montana, because freight demand has slowed and the cars are not needed at this time. Seasonal car storage is common, he said, but the number of cars now idle is exceptional.

They stretch as far as Sandee Cardinal can see when she stands outside her home on the river’s west bank between Helena and Great Falls.

“What is that but a symbol of how America is down in the dumps right now?” Cardinal asked as she gazed at the cars that haven’t moved for about three months.

Meanwhile…

One of the nation’s leading trucking companies, Schneider National in Green Bay, Wis., says it believes a freight recession began about 20 months ago, well before signs of a downturn closed in on consumers.

‘We have been in a freight recession longer than people have been expressing deep concern about the economy,’ said Bill Matheson, Schneider’s president for intermodal transportation.

Trucking companies are in a unique position. They often compete with railroads for long haul contracts, while also carrying rail freight from the nearest railhead to its final destination.

Schneider is not parking trucks, but neither is it buying new ones to the usual extent, Matheson said.

Read More HERE   and HERE

PostSecret… I’ve Been Victimized By This Jerk!

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Light Posts Today… Had A Rough Time Making Computers Work Last Night…

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Have We Managed To Find The Literal Gate To Hell?…

Located at Turkmenistan desert, Darvaza flaming crater is one of the most apocalyptic landscapes in the world. Its 60 meters in diameter and 20 meters depth have not been caused by volcanic activity or a meteorite impact. This crater was created sometime in the 50′s when the Soviets were prospecting for natural gas in this area and it’s been burning since then.

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Read More And See Videos… HERE

Has Science Found A Way To End All Wars?…

Given adequate food, fuel, and gender equality, mass conflict just might disappear.

Read More At … Discover Magazine

Wanna Put Your Face On The Cover Of A Magazine?

See It  HERE…

Make Sure Your Pop -up Blocker is On….

Another WTF?!? Moment… Does He Actually Have His Back Against That Post?!?!

 There Is No Doubt In My Mind That He’s Got Enough Kids To Fill Up The Back Of That Truck!!!~

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My Grandmother says…” The Good Lord Looks After Drunks…Fools and Children”.. I Say… “Why?!?!”

“Mom… Dad… I Got Suspended Today…”

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Print Your Own Solar Cells On An Inkjet Printer…

“I am a big fan of solar cells and using them for a greener home, but we all know that investments to get solar energy are usually spicy and not everyone can afford. There is a solution though. Konarka Technologies, a company that builds low cost sources of renewable power affordable and universally available thinks we can print our own solar cells using an inkjet printer.”  from Alex Ion at – Greenpacks.org

Read More HERE and HERE

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No Lie!!!…”The Potholes In My Part Of Town Are So Deep…”

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Hey!.. Wanna Split A Taxi?…

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This Is Wrong…Cruel… Unfeeling… Debasing…etc..etc..etc…But…I Am Amused…

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I Like This One!!


Magic Smoke From Your Fingertips.Click here for more amazing videos

Pretty Cool Popper… Don’t Know If This Works… Yet… Try At Your Own Risk!!


Easy To Make And Very Loud Cool BangerFunny blooper videos are here

Just Checked Our Rating Again… You… Dear Reader… Are A Genius!!

You Get To Be A Genius By Just Watching A Bunch Of Videos And Looking At Silly Pictures!!

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TV Reviews

This is a raise from College Level that we had last month… You folks are amazing!

Here’s Some Real Vintage Saturday Morning Cartoons… Enjoy!!

From 1960 – 61
The King and Odie

Tennesee Tuxedo and Chumley go see Mr Whoopee

Tooter Turtle

1963
Fireball XL-5

1964 – Hoppity Hooper

1964′s Roger Ramjet was the model for the current Bush administration

If You Can Sing The Underdog Song… Your 50th Birthday isn’t far from your mind…