Nana?!? Is That You!?!? Nana!!! … Anybody Who Laughs AT These Little Old Ladies Whaling Away At Each Other Is Going To Hell!!!

For Thursday… LCO Gives Tribute To The “Girl” Of Our Dreams.

Every once in a while… I have to vent my spleen by blasting away at things that just …irritate… me. And nothing irritates me more than the alien being hiding in plain sight that calls itself Ann Coulter. If ever there was a vile, witless, soulless cry for help let loose to prey upon peoples hypocritical tendencies… It is this… “Thing”… If there is a hell… Then this “person” is an escapee… More likely a reject.

Why don’t you go after folks like Bill O’Reilly or Hannity …Or Rush?  People ask me…

Simple answer… Although they can be nasty and ignorant… At least those guys BELIEVE in what they say… Coulter hardly believes anything that comes out of her mouth… She does her hateful shtick strictly for profit.   

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This Wretch Couldn’t Even Behave At “Her” Own Daddy’s Funeral… “She” Had To Make A Pathetic Squeak For Attention Even There…

ann moustacheS(he) goes after Ted Kennedy and John Edwards and unions and workers even as s(he) give “her” own father’s eulogy… I don’t even have to go after “her” on this one… Someone else beat me to it….

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This Is What Ann Coulter See’s When She Looks In The Mirror…

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There Are Very Few People In This World That Bug Me As Much As This Person… Can You Tell?

Nazi Ann

Annie W/O Makeup…

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Poor Annie! Her Man Found Out She Was A Man Too!… And All This Time He Thought That That Was A Strap-On She Was Using On Him!

Coulter and Stein’s relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month courtship kept us all in thrall. Why couldn’t they work it out? “We split because of irreconcilable differences,” Stein told the Post. But really — shouldn’t he have known that going in? Who doesn’t have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?

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She Kept Trying To “Perfect” Him…

I Wonder If The Kitchen Crew Put Any “Surprises” In Her Meal?… This Is Like Hitler Eating At A Kosher Restaurant.

Ann Coulter: On the Gay Circuit in West Hollywood

Rick Jacobs on HuffingtonPost

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We had dinner last night at Murano, a new West Hollywood restaurant, owned by gay circuit party promoter Jeffrey Sanker, and lesbian night club owners Robin Gans and Sandy Sachs. It’s a visually stunning space, straight lines, whites and reds accented by brilliant Murano glass chandeliers (hence the name of the restaurant). It’s right at home within eyeshot of West Hollywood’s Pacific Design Center, clearly appealing in a neighborhood of gay clubs, bars and restaurants.

Toward the end of dinner, one of my companions insisted that the painfully thin, emotive, long blond haired thing in a small black dress with nearly exposed bosoms was none other than Ann Coulter. I did not believe him. Why would Ann Coulter, who hates homosexuals, go to dinner at gay ground zero? Why would she spend her hard earned gay-bashing royalties to enrich Jeffrey Sanker and otherwise support gay-owned businesses?

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Ann Coulter Attacks A Dog Catcher…Or Is A Vicious Pit Bull… Hard To Tell…

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Wonkette and Maxim Have Ganged Up On Ann Coulter! The Comments Are Hilarious!

Wonkette’s Take HERE

In a recent conversation with Donny Deutsch, cold-fish Coulter claimed the country would be better off without Jews. After a heated debate, she conceded that keeping them around might be tolerable if they were “perfected.” Who died and made her Führer? Here are our suggestions for a new and improved Adolf Coulter.

How will the hard-living old gal finally complete Hitler’s Dream? She’s going to convert all the poor lost Jews to her religion. (Christianity, apparently. Who knew?)

We assume all the people who are so excited about nuking Iran because Ahmadinejad is one of those holocaust-denier nutcases will immediately call for the U.S. to bomb Ann Coulter — or at least boycott Coulter and any teevee station that lets her on the air and any book store that sells her terrific books, right? Right?

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This is the definition of a “Bitch Slap”

Affordable Housing… Safe From The Housing Crash?

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Whisper Sweet Nothings…

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Does This Explain Why People Like Halle Berry Can’t Stay Married?

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This Video Is Proof That You Can Walk Out Your Front Door And End Up Dead…

Wind Blows Down Chimney… Lands On And Kills Innocent Woman –

Poop Chart… Print And Tape To Your Bathroom Wall-

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Sombody Explain The Point Of This To Me… Please?!?

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My MySpace Pic…

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Male Or Female?… Can You Guess?… Let Me Know…

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Mama Said Knock U Out!

More Helpful Hints… Copy And Paste Into Your Man Bible.

The 5 Most Dangerous Question A Woman Can Ask A Man … And The Prescribed And Annotated Answers… Men …Learn These!!! Ladies… Click HERE

  • 1. What are you thinking about?
  • 2. Do you love me?
  • 3. Do I look fat in this?
  • 4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
  • 5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

  • Question #1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: “I‘m sorry if I‘ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.”

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. “Football.” b. “Golf.” c. “How fat you are.” d. “How I would spend the insurance money if you died.”

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”

  • Question #2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: “Yes!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.”

Inappropriate responses include: a. “Oh yeah, sh*tloads.” b. “Would it make you feel better if I said yes?” c. “That depends on what you mean by love.” d. “Does it matter?” e. “Who, me?”

  • Question #3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Incorrect answers are: a. “Compared to what?” b. “I wouldn‘t call you fat, but you‘re not exactly thin.” c. “A little extra weight looks good on you.” d. “I‘ve seen fatter.” e. “Sorry, what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.”

  • Question #4: Do you think she‘s prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Incorrect responses include: a. “Yes, but you have a better personality.” b. “Not prettier, but definitely thinner.” c. “Not as pretty as you when you were her age.” d. “Define pretty.” e. “Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.”

  • Question #5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Ferrari and a boat.”)

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along these lines:

Woman: Would you get married again?

Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not — don‘t you like being married?
Man: Of course I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn‘t you remarry?
Man: Okay, I‘d get married again.
Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
Man: (audible groan)
Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: Where else would we sleep?
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can‘t use them — she‘s left-handed.
Woman: (silence)
Man: She‘s left-handed….
Woman: (silence)
Man: Shit.

Maybe John Kerry Really IS A Flip Flopper!

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Old Lady Parishiner And The Preacher Trade Blows…

It seems that the pastor has been mishandling church funds and not only do the church trustees change the locks on the church… But one of the old church ladies whacks him one… It gets better… The preacher whacks her back! All in front of news cameras… Hilarious!

Man Brutally Sexually Asssaulted By A Burro…The Question Is… How The Hell Did He Wind Up In The Donkey Pen With His Pants Down To Begin With?


Man Assaulted by Donkey

Ass Pennies?!?… Ass Pennies!?!… Do You Have Ass Pennies?

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