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Did any of your equipment act up?
In the pre-dawn hours of Sunday, hundreds of millions of electronic clocks, cell phones, parking meters, microwaves, video games, air conditioner thermostats, digital cameras, remote-controlled vibrators and nuclear devices automatically switched to “Daylight Savings Time,” even though Congress wantonly switched the “fall back” date to next Sunday in some otherwise unrelated pile of legislation passed in 2005
Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes October 28, 2007 |
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Busted!
Check out the guy in the background… How much you wanna bet he put the little monster up to it?
Some Famous Last Words…
1. GEORGE APPEL (electrocuted in 1928)
As he was being strapped into the electric chair Appel quipped, ‘Well, folks, you’ll soon see a baked Appel.’
2. JESSE WALTER BISHOP (gassed in 1979)
The last man to die in Nevada’s gas chamber, Bishop’s final words were, ‘I’ve always wanted to try everything once . . . Let’s go!’
3. GUY CLARK (hanged in 1832)
On the way to the gallows the sheriff told Clark to speed up the pace. Clark replied, ‘Nothing will happen until I get there.’
4. JAMES DONALD FRENCH (electrocuted in 1966)
Turning to a newsman on his way to the electric chair, French helpfully suggested, ‘I have a terrific headline for you in the morning. “French Fries”.’
5. ROBERT ALTON HARRIS (gassed in 1992)
The last person to die in the gas chamber at San Quentin, Harris issued a final statement through the prison warden that stated, ‘You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper.’ The quote was inspired by a line from the film Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey.
6. WILLIAM PALMER (hanged in 1856)
As he stepped onto the gallows Palmer looked at the trapdoor and exclaimed, ‘Are you sure it’s safe?’
7. SIR WALTER RALEIGH (beheaded in 1618)
Feeling the edge of the axe soon to be used on him, Raleigh said, ”Tis a sharp remedy but a sure one for all ills.’
8. JAMES W. RODGERS (shot in 1960)
Asked if he had a last request, Rodgers stated, ‘Why yes – a bulletproof vest.’
9. FREDERICK CHARLES WOOD (electrocuted in 1963)
Sitting down in the electric chair Wood said, ‘Gentlemen, you are about to see the effects of electricity upon wood.’
This Was Drawn With One Continuous Line!
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Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes October 27, 2007 |
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Contradictory Quotes… Something For All The Waffle-ers Out There
1. Look before you leap
He who hesitates is lost
2. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again
Don’t beat your head against a brick wall
3. Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Out of sight, out of mind
4. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today
Don’t cross the bridge until you come to it
5. Two heads are better than one
Paddle your own canoe
6. More haste less speed
Time waits for no man
7. You’re never too old to learn
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks
8. A word to the wise is sufficient
Talk is cheap
9. It’s better to be safe than sorry
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
10. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
11. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
Nice guys finish last
12. Hitch your wagon to a star
Don’t bite off more than you can chew
13. Many hands make light work
Too many cooks spoil the broth
14. Don’t judge a book by its cover
Clothes make the man
15. The squeaking wheel gets the grease
Silence is golden
16. Birds of a feather flock together
Opposites attract
17. The pen is mightier than the sword
Actions speak louder than words
I’m Pretty Sure This Is How Dick Cheney Controls Mr. Bush.
Ampulex compressa is a wasp that has evolved to tackle roaches, insert a stinger into their brains and disable their escape reflexes. This lets the wasp use the roach’s antennae to steer the roach to its lair, where it can lay its egg in it. Parasite Rex author Carl Zimmer tells the story in gooey, graphic detail: (Read More)
Is Your Mom Or GrandMa In This Situation?
The Associated Press tells the tale of a woman who rented her phone rather than buy it. She rented it for a very long time, 42 years. Ultimately she paid $14,000 for the privilege! Her family recently discovered this and became angry. They put a stop to the rip-off and replaced her phone with a purchased, modern variety. The woman may never speak to them again, via phone or in person!
$14,000 is a lot of scratch unless you perform the simple mathematical operation of dividing it by 42 years. They don’t teach that in schools anymore! But doing it yields just $333 per year or $28 per month. Most kids pay double that rate for the privilege of a “FREE mobile phone” these days!
The AP reports, customers could have opted out of their leases in 1985 but almost a million people did not. A spokesman for “the phone company” says, “We will continue to lease sets as long as there is a demand for them.” And there are benefits to leasing like free replacements and newer models whenever a customer chooses.
The woman in question now has an extra few bucks each month but if her phone malfunctions, as all electronic gadgets do, she’ll have to wait for someone to drive her to the store, when it is convenient for them, so she can purchase a replacement. She better put her new savings into a lockbox! Oh, and by the way, the woman doesn’t care for the newfangled push-button phone. She says, “I’d like to have my rotary back. I like that better.”
I Am Definitely A GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILE… My Two Youngest Children Are HEBEPHRENIC… I Am A Big Fan Of LIBBERWORT… My Wife Constantly Accuses Me Of MEUPAREUNIA… And I Am Sometimes Guilty Of ONIOCHALASIA.
23 Obscure and Obsolete Words
The average adult recognizes 30,000 to 50,000 words, but only uses 10,000 to 15,000. However, there are actually about 1 million words in the English language, some of which – although obscure, forgotten, or rarely used – are worth reviving.
- BOANTHROPY – A type of insanity in which a man thinks he is an ox.
- CHANTEPLEURE – To sing and weep at the same time.
- DIBBLE – To drink like a duck, lifting up the head after each sip.
- EOSOPHOBIA – Fear of dawn.
- EUGERIA – Normal and happy old age.
- EUNEIROPHRENIA – Peace of mind after a pleasant dream.
- EYESERVICE – Work done only when the boss is watching.
- FELLOWFEEL – To crawl into the skin of another person so as to share his feelings, to empathise with.
- GROAK – To watch people silently while they are eating, hoping they will ask you to join them.
- GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILE – One who likes to nibble on a woman’s earlobes.
- HEBEPHRENIC – A condition of adolescent silliness.
- IATROGENIC – Illness or disease caused by doctors or by prescribed treatment.
- LAPLING – Someone who enjoys resting in women’s laps.
- LIBBERWORT – Food or drink that makes one idle and stupid, food of no nutritional value, `junk food’.
- MEUPAREUNIA – A sexual act gratifying to only one participant.
- NEANIMORPHIC – Looking younger than one’s years.
- ONIOCHALASIA – Buying as a means of mental relaxation.
- PARNEL – A priest’s mistress.
- PERISTEROPHOBIA – Fear of pigeons.
- PILGARLIC – A bald head that looks like a peeled garlic.
- PREANTEPENULTIMATE – Fourth from last.
- RESISTENTIALISM – Seemingly spiteful behaviour manifested by inanimate objects.
- SUPPEDANEUM – A foot support for crucifix victims.
Rats To The Rescue!!
The common rat is hideous thing to behold. Two species make up what we call the true rat: the black rat Rattus rattus, and the wharf rat Rattus norvegicus. On the whole of the Earth, the only places where rats do not find a home are the forbiddingly cold Arctic and Antarctic regions, some miscellaneous islands where they haven’t gained a foothold, a wildlife preserve in New Zealand, and Alberta Canada where a concerted effort of riled Canadians will massacre rodents upon a hint that a rat may have infested the province.
Historically the rat has been labeled a pest and more-than-a-nuisance due to their capacity to carry diseases that can infect humans, and their propensity to reproduce like… well… uh… rodents. However, in this wonderfully modern time in which we live the rat is being put to task by their human overlords doing much more productive things. (Read More at Damn Interesting)
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