Hit ‘Em With A Bottle Instead…

We Are Friends… I’m No Fool.

Uncomplicate Things…

My Dog… Your Dog…

How Many Lies Did You Tell Today?…

Happy Birthday David & Mom!!!

Proof That People Are Gullible… And That Some Are Just Stupid… It’s The Onion You Dunderheads!

Sometimes, With A Good Bottle Of Vodka Though…

Wrong Can Edna!!

Busted Again…

Difference Between Mean And Blunt…

And All I Had Was One Beer…

And I Thought It Was Just A Cute Little Kitty…

I’ll Bet Most Of These Wal-Marters Were Snapped By Greeters… Wal Mart Greeter… Funniest Job In The World.

You Will Be Toad…

Uncle Sam Is Feeding Your Kids Soylent Pink… Is Soylent Green Next?

We originally called it soylent pink,” microbiologist Carl Custer, who worked at the Food Safety Inspection Service for 35 years, told The Daily. “We looked at the product and we objected to it because it used connective tissues instead of muscle. It was simply not nutritionally equivalent [to ground beef]. My main objection was that it was not meat.”

The U.S. Department of Agriculture is purchasing 7 million pounds of the “slime” for school lunches,

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Major Police Chase…

The Horror Of The First Grey Pubic Hair…

Proof That Even Pretty Girls Fart…

Biblical Funnies…

Our Friends Over At Corkscrew-Balloon Have A Bunch Of These…

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Future Douche…

Senior Citizen Text Codes…

Tattoo Fail Numero Uno…

Puts Owners Of Cane Corsos And Pit Bulls To Shame…