Calm Down. Calm Down…

Don’t Send Me Chain Mail!!!

Amore… A Moray… Hee Hee.

Never Trust A Fart…

I was in the bar Saturday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Sunday Music – Ascension By X-Ray Dog

You. Are. Here…

First Lady Michelle Obama Gets Her Groove On…

Michelle Obama made a surprise visit to Alice Dean Middle School as part of her “Let’s Move!” campaign and a partnership with Beyoncé called “Move Your Body.” The First Lady let her hair down by showing the kids that she does, indeed, know how to Dougie.

Can you imagine Laura Bush or Hilary doing the Dougie?  Whatever your politics… You have to admit the woman has rhythm and is not shy.

Apple Branches Out…

Some Days You’re The Dog…

Better Than A Spare Tire…

Vicious.

Oxymoron Newscast…

30 Hornets Kill 30,000 Bees In 3 Hours… Then Eat Their Babies.

Worse than a zombie attack… 30 giant hornets kill 30,000 honeybees and eat their babies… Gruesome.

Of course it’s even more exciting with an EPIC soundtrack!

Where Do I Sign Up?

Nickel And Dimed To Extinction…

Simpsons Age Progression…

Insensitive Sympathy Cards… Send One Today.

A True Gentleman… (Beats Spreading Your Jacket Over A Puddle)

Nothing Says “I’m A Total Dipshit” Like Bolting Your Damn Eyelids…

Did You Know?…

Trix Are For Kids… Silly Rabbit… Shoulda Ate Some Cheerios.

Stop It! Your Eyes Are Gonna Get Stuck Like That Someday!!

Everybody Wants To Be A DeeJay…

Key Cleaner…

Load Limit?!?… What Load Limit?