Los Cuatro Ojos

Propeller Train…

Apple Fanboys… Predictable Reactions 101… Watch And Learn.

X-Man Darwin Should Have Re-Thought His Situation…

Droopy Pants Overload….

Mama Munches Mayonnaise On The Metro…

Best Birth Control Method Ever…

Insults… We Got ‘Em.

•    He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
•    I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
•    He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
•    You’ve got a face like a million dollars… All green and wrinkled
•    Consistency is his trade-mark. Once bought he stays bought.
•    ‘I worship the very quick-sand he walks on.’
•    The only reason she stands stubbornly on her record is to prevent us from having a clear look at it.

The Creator?

The Future? What About The Present?!?

Off With His McHead!

Not The Best Way To Define A Firey Horse…

Creepy Crawly…

Clear Violation Of Handicap Accessibility Law…

Heat Stroke… Maybe Not Such A Bad Thing.

Friend… Real Friend… Got It?

How It Works…

Statistical Joke… Don’t Be Mad!

Acts 2:38 vs The Burglar…

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.

She caught him burglarizing her home of its valuables and she yelled: “Stop! Acts 2:38! Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.”

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you.”

“Scripture?” replied the burglar. “She said she had an ax and two 38s!”

Do You Work With This Guy? If You Don’t Recognize Him… Maybe It’s You.

Expect Privacy?… Not Today.

The End Is Near!

Odin vs Jesus? You Decide.

Nice Aurora…

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Bonk!… Squished Sea Cow… Mashed Manatee

Silly Kitty…