Los Cuatro Ojos

Saving Men Everywhere From A Numb Arm… I Gotta Get One!

Mama’s Happy… I Get To Roll Over… My Arm’s Not Asleep… What’s Not To Love?

Sometimes… You Just Gotta Pass!

 Some Days You’re The Dog…

Is This A Terrorist Attack?

Alf’s Been Snapping Pics Around Bangkok…

 CorkScrew-Balloon has a whole bunch of great shots of an area that’s tucked away in Bangkok… Think We Can Google Earth These? See More HERE

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF […]

A Few Facts About Death And Dying…

When an Australian Bushman died, his body was lowered into a grave where a special kind of gravedigger awaited it. This person’s job was to slice up the corpse and hand out bits of the flesh to the mourners. The order in which the relatives partook of the feast was strictly prescribed. A mother ate […]

A Gallery Of Real Phone Sex Operators… Didja Ever Wonder?

Go HERE… And Enjoy.

Big Millipede… Real Big Millipede… Really Big Millipede.

Not Sure I Like Millipedes…. Wondering If I’d Have A Stroke If This Millipede Crawled On Me… Yeah.  Probably.

Hmmmm… No Comment.

A Lotta People’s PostSecret…

The Devil Is In The Details….

I Don’t Think George Really Wanted An Apology…

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Sometimes… Even Being The Biggest, Baddest Crocagator In The Lake Isn’t Enough…

Geek Gang Signs… I Roll With The “East Side Ubuntu Krewe”

Mirror, Mirror On The Mall…

It Was Colonel Mustard All Along…

Pooping Instructions… Who Knew?

Funny Thing Is… I’ve Apparently Been Doing It Wrong All Along…

Who Ate The Last Friggin’ Jelly Donut?!?

PETA… Finally Getting My Support…

Google Is So Very Helpful…

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I Just Watched WWDC 2008… I Can Now Get A 3G iPhone For $199…

Watch It HERE Get Your iPhone HERE  They Got A White One!

Plays The Kazoo With Her Wazoo…

Funny Videos

177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!

Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please… For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. […]

I have been stoned out of my gourd all day!

I can’t use a mouse at all… Helll I can barely seee my screen… I’ve got a real cool movie of the inside of my heart though…  I’ll post it soon Vive la painkillerts!!!

I’m Home Kids!… I Dreamt I Was Down In The Basement Doing Bong Hits With Bush, Cheney and Wolfowitz… When Ann Coulter Busts In And Sucks Down All The Bong Water…

I told O’Reilly Not To Let Her Drink The Bong Water In The First Place… Now She’s Gonna Think She’s Queen Of The Moon Bats Again!! Just Toss The Damn Thing In The Closet… She’ll Just Sit There And Sing To It…