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WTF Is Going On In Korea?!?!

Daring? … Or Dumb?… Why Women Live Longer Than Men…

These Are Manly Men Doing Manly Things… And They Will Leave Their Womanly Women To Mourn Them… But Not Before Passing On These Fine Skills To Their Sons… You Gotta Admit… This Guy’s Got Balls… This Guy’s A Real Credit To The Gene Pool… See If You Can Get Your Heating & Cooling Guy To […]

Wouldn’t It Be A Bummer If Every Time You Killed A Brain Cell… You Destroyed A Universe?.. This’ll Do Wonders For My God Complex…

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Absinthe Explained… Recommended Brands … Now You Know Why This Site Looks Like It Does…

I posted my take on The Mystery Of The Green Menace way back in April of ’07… It was back on the old site and would’nt show up in a search for Absinthe… Anyway… I’ve been playing with the Green Fairy for years… And yes… I’ve still got both my ears!… But not all my […]

A Gentleman’s Duel… Hilarious!

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How To Make Instant Hamburger Patties…

 Press your ground meat into a ziplock bag… Then use a chopstick to divide… Kind of nice if you add spices first. Fold… Then freeze… Break off individual patties as needed…

The Fun And Easy Way To Learn HTML…

He Really, Really Likes That Girl…

If You’re Going To Tow An Elephant Down The Highway… Be Careful…

Looks Like It’s Titillating Tuesday…

Crystal Found Some “Interesting” Fruits, Veggies, Trees & Rocks… You Got A Strange Garden Girl!

He’s Got A Nasty Discharge… Pine Nuts!! I Didn’t Know You Could Tell If Trees Were Male Or Female…

She’s Gonna Be Sooo Disappointed… Unless She’s Got Butter…

Better Than Panasonic… Trust Us!

Translation Not Required*… Amen Brother!

*Just in case… “Beer is good… Says the Doctor” 

Perhaps A Different Kind Of Waterboarding?… Or Literal Beer Goggles?.. Either Way… Gotta Be Uncomfortable

Lord Grant Me… I Am DEFINITELY Making A Bumper Sticker…

This Pic Is To Prepare You For The Next Post…

Taking Off The Costume… Japanese TV … Amazing.

It starts slow… But is worth every minute!

This Lady Likes Bugs… Too Much…

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Liquid Nitrogen Dropped In Classroom… Explodes!

I Have Ab-So-Lute-Ly No Comment On This Toy…

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A Pimp Suit For Your 6 Year Old… From Amazon.com…

For $39.99… You can put your six year old to work as a bonafide pimp… Of course there’s one for the slightly older kid also… at $49.99 Worried About Sending Your Little One Out On The Street Alone?… Not To Worry… Amazon can help you fix up Mom or Big Sis to pull double duty…for […]

My Summer Job Was Working At The Dog Pound…

He Gets Smiles… I Do The Same Thing… I Get Arrested… Not Fair!

This Little Guy Knows What He Wants Out Of Life…