A Pimp Suit For Your 6 Year Old… From Amazon.com…
For $39.99… You can put your six year old to work as a bonafide pimp…
Of course there’s one for the slightly older kid also… at $49.99
Worried About Sending Your Little One Out On The Street Alone?… Not To Worry… Amazon can help you fix up Mom or Big Sis to pull double duty…for only $69.99
I would suggest Big Sis though… It might be a little harder to get junior to convincingly pimp slap Mom…